Who's your favorite faux Christian ex-rock star? (Rehtorical question)

[ghostsofgiants]

The question is the title of the article. No need to tell me what it actually is.

This shit is fucking gold.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/tomluv/13923.html

Pictures at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Scott_Stapp_punked

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"So how did your last night in Gainesville go?" you curiously ask. "Sit down and let me tell you the tale of the best night of my life," I anxiously reply.

Lead Singer of Creed Gets Punk'd

Friday, July 29. My last night in Gainesville. I've had my party and said my goodbyes to most of my friends. One group actually didn't make it to the party, but were possibly still coming, and instead of having them walk into an empty house (literally-- no furniture) devoid of people, I went over to their place.

So I'm saying goodbye to pals Jeanine and Heather. They have a few friends over to their place and are already stoned and drunk, seemingly ready for bed quite soon. I hear mumbling in the other room of some kids leaving soon because they have to go see Scott Stapp. My pop culture radar is not currently on, so I'm missing the reference. Instead, I think they're just talking about a friend who's driving in from out of town. But they're quite adamant about seeing Scott. "I'm fucking walking to Denny's to see Scott if I have to, I don't care if no one else goes!" one kid says.
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[sundog]

1. the lead singer of korn found jeebus

they had a report on him on cnn called "korn again" and i was like :eyes:

[tjdee]

5. Korn again....oh.....

that hurts.

[redqueen]

6. The lead singer, too?

I knew about the bass player... or whomever else it was...

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Nah, it was their guitarist, Head

[sundog]

11. ah, i see

lame nonetheless :P

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Haha, yes

Did you see the picture of him being baptized in the Jordan River? He's taking the whole Jesus thing really seriously by the look of it.

[sundog]

13. that's just stupid

bands are always better when they're drinking, drugging & screwing their brains out

[ghostsofgiants]

14. "All the best bands are affiliated with satan." --Bart simpson

[crispini]

2. Oh. My. God.

:rofl:

That's HYSTERICAL.

"Anyway, so the guy who was so spiritually affected by The Passion of the Christ is now hightailing it to Gainesville to tag a piece of ass he met in an airport bar. And he's having his ghettotastic hootchie skanky Jersey girl sleaze of a sister drive him. Yes, Creed is making his sister drive him to the Gainesville Denny's for a booty call."

:rofl:

[redqueen]

3. Hey!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3816112

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

9. You didn't have the original LJ link

And I did not see that thread. *hangs head in shame*

[tjdee]

4. that's sad, that he does coke.

He must be miserable. But then, Creed's music did really suck.
I think it's messed up that these girls punked him like this. Very mean-spirited. Makes for interesting reading though.

He must have a lot of free time to go chasing around after some girl he met at the airport.

And lord let that happen to me with a celebrity I dig!!

[I Know How To Do it]

7. STRYPER!

[khashka]

10. Gloria Gaynor - Ok disco not rock

But she rewrote the lyrics to "I Will Survive" to praise Jeebus. Until she realized no one wanted to hear the abomination and went back to performing the original.

Who the hell knows who she is except fags? And we don't want to dance to Jeebus.

Khash.