Sit down, kids...Ashlee Simpson has TWO new songs about the "SNL Incident"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Ashlee Simpson To Get Into Saturday Night Live Incident On New CD

08/08/2005 5:00 PM, Yahoo! Music
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Ashlee Simpson's upcoming sophomore CD In Another Life -- which is due out on October 18 -- will include two songs inspired by her ill-fated performance on NBC's Saturday Night Live last fall. The songs "Beautifully Broken" and "Who Will Help Me When I Fall" both address how she felt about the fallout from the show which, through a sound mishap, exposed the fact that she had been singing with the help of a vocal backing track.

Ashlee's manager and father Joe Simpson tells MTV.com, "You know she was riding really high for a minute and indestructible. In one second, her world came apart, and you know there were moments when we didn't know if she was going to be able to pull it out. But she got up, and she went out, she toured, and she's a real star."

Joe Simpson adds that the album also includes a few dance tunes and that Ashlee is working with the same songwriting and production team responsible for her triple-platinum debut album, 2004's Autobiography.

Autobiography sold almost one million copies in the first three weeks after its release in July of 2004.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/22506252

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Vocal backing track?

How about vocal primary track, too?

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[Deja Q]

3. Anyone's world can come crashing down in one second. Joe's a pompous ass.

[Kerrytravelers]

4. I wonder why she's modeling for shoes by being in the undies...?

:shrug:

You'd think she has enough money to afford pants. :eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

7. It's like Bill Hicks said...

The ad they really want to do: Opens on the face of a beautiful woman. Pull back: naked breasts. Pull back some more: she's completely naked. (Part deleted because it'll likely get me banned.) And on the screen it comes up: "Drink Coke."

(In other words: sex sells.)

[Kerrytravelers]

10. Drink Coke.

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

11. "Now, I don't know what the connection is..."

"...But I'll be damned if Coke isn't on my shopping list that week."

[Placebo]

5. Who the FUCK would buy this shit??????

Okay, writing a fake song about how you were caught fake singing.

Oh the irony. It's lost on the likes of her and her fans I'm sure. :eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. So this is what, minute seventeen now?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. Yep. Andy's 15 minute theory's pretty much gone down the crapper.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. That wouldn't bother me if we actually made some worthy people famous

But Ashlee Simpson? She does not deserve fame.

[WCGreen]

12. But she's a christian Dontcha Know

[Kerrytravelers]

13. You better put quotations marks around the word "christian"

It's so "christian" to blow up innocent people and rape their children. It's in the Bible, dontcha know!