Shakespearean Insult Generator...

[Tom Kitten]

If you ever find yourself trying to say something a little acerbic yet possibly eloquent at the same time might I suggest this...

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

Who was it who said language is a virus?

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

1. Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose.

[Tom Kitten]

2. Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee.

however this tool doth be able of some use.

[shugah]

3. i don't know if an old guy would hang around long enough

for this insult!

Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

[Kathleen04]

4. Thou lumpish beef-witted scullian!

Yeah, you heard me.

[Tom Kitten]

5. Okay, that hurt...

this Shakespeare dude has a way with language that really bites!

[XemaSab]

6. Thou art essentially a natural coward without instinct.

n/t

[Tom Kitten]

7. okay...

those are fighting words...:spank: bwa ha ha ha! :)