post your cryptic inside jokes here!

[sundog]

and see if anyone knows what the fuck you are talking about :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. My wyws are pleased with you

:P

[sundog]

2. wyws!

:rofl:

[drhilarius]

3. spadoinkle.

[sundog]

4. badminton!

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

5. How many martial artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to change the lightbulb the other 99 telling him or her that he or she is doing it wrong.

[Ptah]

6. I told my boss that I cut it twice

and it was still too short.


:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. I'm a silly dinosaur

:o

[Swede]

8. Chicken.

Chicken.

[Wetzelbill]

9. Steerrriiiike three, you're out! nt

[FuzzySlippers]

10. But what does it have to do with squid?

:shrug:

[sundog]

11. snort

:spray:

[ghostsofgiants]

59. It has everything to do with squid

It's just so cryptic and inside that you totally wouldn't get it.

[Wetzelbill]

12. I'd appreciate it if you kept your hands to yourself nt

[Wetzelbill]

13. And, I said, coffee and short women......nt

[sundog]

16. lmfao

:rofl:

:wtf:

:P

[Wetzelbill]

22. rumor has it

that those two things completely own me and run my life. I will neither confirm or deny this.

[Mutley]

35. You know it to be true, Bill.

Do not deny your destiny! :rofl: I crack myself up.

[alphafemale]

14. Answer: Someone who knocks on your door on Sat. AM but can't tell you why

:bounce:
:silly:

[Tom Kitten]

15. did you reply to this poll?

obviously not if squid still has 0 votes!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3810298&mesg_id=3810298

huh?

[Dave Reynolds]

17. ...the good new is, they eat carbohydrates and piss uric acid!

snarfle snarfle snarfle.....

[Wetzelbill]

21. hahaha

I have no clue why this made me laugh but it did.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Ok, but 'scuse my drawing...

[Redneck Socialist]

19. There is a dead man stuck to my bumper!

Much hilarity ensued. I will neither confirm nor deny that chemicals may or may not have been involved. :evilgrin:

[Ouabache]

20. For a Nickel I will !!

n/t

[Zuni]

23. there is an armadillo out there

[TheProphetess]

24. You know what we really need?

Salsa. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

25. It may be short, but it means well

[tainted_chimp]

26. But.....it tasted like chicken!

:yoiks:

[Eyeball Kid]

27. Arcadiaaaaaaaaaaa!

n/t

[NMMNG]

28. ......Case Manager and Porn Queen n/t

[datasuspect]

29. they went outside and exchanged blows!

[asthmaticeog]

30. I wish STAAAAAANLEY would post inside here...

[Strawman]

53. As in Norman Fell or as in the lead singer of the 90's metal band LSD?

[In_The_Wind]

31. are you really sure that you want me to answer that for you

be very sure ~

[Jamastiene]

32. I think the badgers

have gotten into sniffa's computer monitor and fried it. We must rally around him and defend against further attacks. Don't forget to duck. :P

[El Fuego]

38. Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

[Jamastiene]

69. lol

:fofl: Good one.

[Wetzelbill]

33. and, it tasted like cat food and ass......nt

[Mutley]

36. I don't wanna know.

:hide:

[Wetzelbill]

37. actually....

that one isn't too bad. The Wednesday Night Treats one is the one you don't wanna know. :)

[Mutley]

39. Tell me! Tell me!

Pleeeaaaaseeee! :D

[Wetzelbill]

34. well, time for Wednesday Night Treats......

[Fenris]

40. YES FOR THE BOOTY!

[WeRQ4U]

41. No, no, no, no, no.....

The wet bunnies go in the wet bunny bin. The dry bunnies go in the dry bunny bin. Otherwise the system gets all fucked up.

[Lilyhoney]

42. ...and they never came back.

no, nobody knows what I am talking about. :evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

43. Yeah, I love cookies too!

:o

[Modem Butterfly]

44. An atheist wouldn't, but an athIEst might!

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. It's good to have ass buddies.

:hi:

[sundog]

46. um

:o

:P :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. Well it is cryptic....isn't it?

:shrug:

:hi:

[Blue-Jay]

47. OCB!

[SOteric]

48. Spray paint it blue. Call it 'Art.'

[WoodrowFan]

49. DMHO!!

it should be banned!

[El Fuego]

50. I told you not to give tequila shots to the marsupial!

[Lilith Velkor]

51. Put that pig down!

Gah-hahd, theyre everywhere

[SarahB]

54. ...

[yellowdogintexas]

55. under a previous administration nt

[Pale Blue Dot]

56. Because only a huge belch could say it better...

(If I had been able to find a picture of a banana in a sombrero...)

:evilgrin:

[swag]

57. Turn off his fucking TV -

FTP stands for "Fuck tha Police," after all.

[WCGreen]

58. Theres another party we didn't get invited too...

[bridgit]

60. so i ask this other girl in 'the little girls room'...

if she has a quarter from maryland that i could barrow for my hoo-hoo & she says, "no. but i have a saqajawea" :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

62. a quarter ~ you say

[bridgit]

63. sophie as told by bette & so eye paraphrase...

my husband, harry, the big dumb palooka, comes home spit-faced drunk the other night stumbles round the room in the dark, knocking things over & disrupting our happy lifestyle, tears off his clothes & jumps on me hump'n his fool head off; so after a while he finally shouts,

"sophie!! what the hell happened!?! ya got no tits & your box is too tight!!"

so i turn back around & tell'im, "harry! flip me over!!"

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

64. good one

Sophie says "Honey .... kiss me where it's smelly."

... so ... he drove her to New Jersey ~

[bridgit]

65. bwahaha...

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

66. *taking a bow* and with that ~ I'll trundle on off to bed .....

[bridgit]

67. Joani go ni-night sweet dreams too...

:boring:

[Merrick]

61. Those bodies aren't going to bury themselves!

oh, if you only knew... :rofl:

[mykpart]

68. And the memo was signed

"Jesus Christ, S.J."

[gizmonic]

70. The rabbits and squirrels are trying to break in!

Dammit! Sweetie, get the hose!

snortle, chuckle, guffaw
:rofl: