"I'm Roger Lodge..."

[MrScorpio]

"And my spurs go jingle, jangle, jingle."

[KitchenWitch]

1. First time I saw Roger Lodge

I thought he was gay. I believed that until I saw him on Jim Rome's show and he talked about his wife and kids....

[murielm99]

2. I don't know who the hell he is. nt

[enigmatic]

3. "I'm Roger Lodge.........

And yes, it's so small I really do use a thimble and rubber band for my athletic supporter....."

[MrScorpio]

4. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And my sex life makes Michael Jackson's look normal."

[Wetzelbill]

5. oh right, I couldn't place the name for a second.

[MrScorpio]

6. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I can use beaver pelts as contraception."

[Tom Kitten]

7. out of the utmost respect...

I have copycatted your thread! :)

[MrScorpio]

8. Great. Now play my game. And post a pic of Roger

It's what God intended

[Tom Kitten]

16. in answer...

here...

[Heddi]

19. oh comeon. You can do better than that!!! :-)

Ya gotta use the Roger Lodge picture, maaan!

I'm Roger Lodge....



"and I like chaffing"

[Heddi]

9. Oh no! Not that again!!!

"I'm Roger Lodge"



"and it is physically impossible for my body to support the weight of my grandiose pumkin-shaped head"

[Heddi]

10. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"and if you look hard enough, you can see my third and fourth and fourth-and-a-half nipples through my sweater"

[MrScorpio]

11. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I tinkle bourbon and water."

[Heddi]

12. "I'm Roger Lodge"

"No. Really. I'm Roger Lodge. Honestly"

[MrScorpio]

13. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I taught Carrot Top Jujitsu."

[Heddi]

14. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I think John Walsh is SMOKIN'"

[MrScorpio]

17. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I dream of a time when snuggle bunnies will rule the world."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. The dude does like to identify himself

for sure.

[Heddi]

18. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And you, sir, are NO Roger Lodge!"

[MrScorpio]

20. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I can belch the Theme From Jaws."

[Heddi]

21. Okay. That made me snort

and I am not a snorter

on edit:

maybe it's the 4 beers I've had in the last hour that made me snort...I don't know...I'm blaming it on the byline.

[MrScorpio]

22. Be honest

Am I really good at this?

[Heddi]

23. yeah. The last one was super

This is funny. AND two nights in a row. Classic.

See, ALL The fun doesn't have to happen during East Coast Time. Fuck those three-hour-early fuckers. Let them rot in hell while I snort at Roger Lodge jokes.

BTW--I'm watching (in the background) Blind Date. Just for inspiration :)

[MrScorpio]

24. You want to do this again tomorrow night?

I'll start a new thread

[Heddi]

25. shore thing

I should be up :)