Well I went and did it

[NMMNG]

I joined a health club. Treadmills, exercise bikes, arc trainers, weights, exercise balls, medicine balls and a variety of classes at my disposal. Now I just have to stay disciplined enough to go in there several times a week and work out.

[Wetzelbill]

1. I need to get exercising again

Good for you though!

[Heddi]

2. ha! I tried that once

lasted, oh, three months.

I always found more interesting things to do than work out. Like smoke, and eat high-fat foods.

feh.

at least my body is prepared for the coming famine, I suppose :)

[WCGreen]

3. You are a tool now aren't you

[Heddi]

5. yes. A fat tool

I will be living off of the energy of that my ass fat provides while the rest of humanity tries to get nutrients from dirt.

ha ha ha! MY ASS FAT WILL BE RULER OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDD

[SoCalDem]

6. The mean skinny ones would be looking to cook us

:scared:..

[Heddi]

7. I engulf their thinness with my fat rolls

and use them as shish-kee-bob skewers.

:)

[SoCalDem]

8. I bounce them away with my buddha-belly

:)

[Heddi]

10. Oooh! Good idea. Charge them for using us as those inflatable

jump castles. Or human trampolines.

I'd be up for that. Extra cash is never bad :)

[WCGreen]

14. I got a Great set of Keg Abs.....

I have enough to make into the next century

[NMMNG]

12. That's why I started off with the three-month "trial membership"

Just in case I don't follow through. Then I won't be wasting so much money.

[Spinzonner]

4. Nah, just take a cot and stay there

saves on rent/mortgage.

[NMMNG]

13. I can't do that

But I do save a little bit on water, natural gas, electricity and toiletries--I shower there after working out. They supply shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, hair styling products, blow dryers and towels.

[chemp]

9. get a friend to join.

co-operative guilt until routine sets in. That how I started 10 years ago. Now? I'm addicted, and my buddy quit.:shrug:

[Jamastiene]

11. I coulda saved you some money.

I wish I had known you were going to do that. Gardening is much better for you. You get serenity, beautiful flowers and/or vegetables, get to hear the birds chirping and see them flying around stalking the last place you double digged (or should that be double dug?), sore muscles, blisters, you lose weight, get toned, tanned, and that certain feeling the author, Orson Scott Card, calls "the greensong". Free.