Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

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Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

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OUCH!

[matcom]

1. dupe

this is from last weekend

[DK666]

2. Yeah

but its still funny.

[emad]

3. Fortean Times LBN ....must be a bit behind in the summer hols

newsgathering...

[alarcojon]

4. "Police say they did not know the motive"

:rofl:

In other news: Police also don't know the motive behind several "swirlies" and "wedgies" which have recently been reported.