What would Clinton do if Cindy camped outside his vacation home?

[LynneSin]

Well, first, Clinton really didn't spend that much time on vacation - no where near as much as that idiot does. But let's just make a crazy assumption that Clinton is the president and Cindy was camping outside of his vacation home on Martha Vineyard.

What would Clinton do?

[Kire]

1. Hang out and smoke a peace pipe around the camp fire.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. Take her to McDonalds for a Big Mac

And discuss her grief in a heartfelt manner.

[tk2kewl]

3. Probably invite her inside

[ronnykmarshall]

4. He would try to have sex with her ....

Come on Lynn, you know that he is an immoral sex hound. Unlike our beloved CHRISTIAN president *.

[sniffa]

8. heh heh

:loveya:

i put it in a more subtLe way. :o

[sniffa]

5. consoLe her in the ovaL office

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

11. More like

console her in the hallway outside the oval office. :P

[sniffa]

13. i mispoke

consoLe her ovaL orifice, is what i meant to say.

[Taverner]

6. He would talk with her

He might not agree with her, but he would talk with her. This is one of the main differences between * and Clinton - Clinton has always opened up dialogue with those who disagree.

In fact, right around the end of his presidency, he called Amy Goodman at Democracy Now, and had his ears burned off. He had the balls to stay through the whole call, and dialogue with (a very angry) Amy Goodman.

[In_The_Wind]

7. Bill Clinton would tell Cindy how very sorry he really is over her loss!

[Ilsa]

9. He'd be able to remember her frickin' name for starters.

And Casey's name also.

And he wouldn't have let a stalemate go on for two and a half years.

[LSK]

10. her son wouldnt have died for oil and war profiteers

So the situation wouldnt exist.

[miss_kitty]

12. Bill Clinton might have BEEN at her son's funeral

since he actually attend soldiers' funerals when HE was president.

[aden_nak]

14. How about NOT declaring her a threat to national security. It's a start.

[leftofthedial]

15. S'Mores

[yellowdogintexas]

16. have her over for dinner, talk with her, give her a hug and

quite likely shed a tear or two.

[barb162]

17. He would have ordered a pizza, extra large with everything on

and would have invited her in

[unsavedtrash]

18. as a southern gentleman he would invite her out of the blistering sun to

sit in his home and offer her a glass of iced tea. Then he would listen to her complaints.