Your favorite euphemism for vomiting?

[bertha katzenengel]

I've always been very fond of "I gotta go call Ralph on the big white telephone." But lately I've also liked "barking at the carpet."

Yours?

[Throckmorton]

1. Doing the Big Spit

or Chumming the Fish.

[XemaSab]

2. Technicolor yawn

or "chumming"

[flakey_foont]

3. technicolor yawn

round trip meal
yakking
hurling
hugging the terlet

[kedrys]

4. Doing the cookie toss

Carlin's "emergency personal protein spill" is pretty much on the mark, though. :rofl:

[southpaw]

5. I gotta call Ralph

about driving through Europe in a Buick.

[Richardo]

6. 'barking at the carpet'

:rofl: That's a new one on me :rofl:

My favorite was the same as yours, bertha.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. Barfing

Pretty basic.

[dbt]

8. Sellin' Buicks.

As in buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiickkkkkkkk.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

9. hurling watch these precious little babies....

http://www.alldumbass.net/files/AFVno1HR2.wmv

[MuseRider]

10. Calling up

Earl.

[gmoney]

11. "Laugh at the ground"

...I think that's an Australian term.

"Driving the porcelain bus" is another good one, but perhaps the most poetic is simply "The Big Spit"

[slackmaster]

12. Drivin' the porcelain bus

:puke:

[glarius]

13. Oh, where to begin???

Praying at the porcelain altar....that's always had a soft spot in my heart.

I also like keck....gak....spew...honk....and pretty much any other puking euphamisms you care to name!!!

:party: + :toast: = :puke: :puke: :puke: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

14. Hugging the Porcelain God

:cry:

[ForrestGump]

15. Talking to Huey. Chunder. Technicolor splash/yawn.

And more...

[XemaSab]

16. Painting the boat

n/t

[bertha katzenengel]

21. Painting the boat?

I am slow. You're on a boat - you hork - you've now painted the boat with hork? :dunce:

Oh, yeah, I forgot that one. "Hork." It's the sound a cat makes when HORKING up a hairball.

[XemaSab]

26. When you barf

and there's a stiff wind and it all sprays back onto the side of the boat. Or your fellow shipmates.

I've seen it happen in cars, too.

[AllieB]

17. Hurling. Driving the porcelain bus. Puking. Yakking.

My family has many descriptions of the other bodily function that usually accompanies vomiting.

[bertha katzenengel]

22. let's hear all the family ones, AllieB!

:bounce:

[Kali]

18. Barking at the carpet

:rofl: - pretty good. We had an old inside term "killing grass" the legacy of a great New Years Party and a dead patch of lawn from caused by one of the guests. (Barking at the grass???)

[sniffa]

19. i just 'hannatized' in teh bathroom

:puke:

[Bonhomme Richard]

20. Driving the Porcelain Bus. n/t

[Chovexani]

23. Tossing the cookies

Never heard the calling Ralph one. How colorful. :rofl:

[Xithras]

24. Praying to the porcelain god.

e.g. You're on your knees bowing before it.

[Blue-Jay]

25. Laughing at the curb.

[Love Bug]

27. "Reverse the polarity of the nutrient flow"

[Gidney N Cloyd]

28. Deja Food

[Rambis]

29. chunderess sp? (nm)

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