Post in this thread and I will make fun of your sig line!

[UrbScotty]

I did this a couple months ago, but I was too ill to respond to everyone's. I'm better now.

For example:

Jeb Schwarzenegger for Governor (insert idiotic photo here) Rick Santorum's box turtle for Senate

[MissB]

1. Okay

oops.

[UrbScotty]

89. Speaking of empty:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. Do you dare make fun of THIS sig line?

[UrbScotty]

87. At what point shall we expect the approach of the Texas Rangers?

By what means shall the Tigers fortify against it? Shall we expect some Yankee-like military giant, to step the Ocean, and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of the AL East combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Torre for a commander, could not by force, take a leak into Lake Huron, or make a track on the Blue Water Bridge, in a trial of a thousand years. At what point, then, is the approach of the Rangers to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach the Tigers it must spring up amongst them. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be their lot, they must themselves be its author and finisher. As a team of overpaid men, they must live through all time, or die by suicide." (Spencer Abraham)

[ClintonTyree]

3. Go for it.......

I'm waiting. ;)

[UrbScotty]

71. We have met the enemy, and it is Dick DeVos.

[JimmyJazz]

4. You cannot make fun of my sig line!

[UrbScotty]

70. Ignore George Allen's Orders.

[Xithras]

5. Give it a shot.

n/t

[UrbScotty]

15. Sometimes the darkest light comes from Bush's brain. (nt)

[Mutley]

6. Me! Me! Pick me!

OOO! OOO!

[UrbScotty]

17. Evidently you have copied MY sig line.

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

18. Have not!

:D

[Chovexani]

7. I don't think so.

Homey don't play that.

[UrbScotty]

20. I will.

[Chovexani]

21. AHHH!

Dude I'm trying to eat, here! :puke:

[dbonds]

8. Take you best shot.

[UrbScotty]

24. Supporting Clinton is UnMurkin - Left is wrong and Right is right

...Mr. Bush I AM part of your WE.

[Left Is Write]

9. Go ahead.

[UrbScotty]

27. Desperate Housewife

...just like Laura Bush.

[Left Is Write]

29. Now that's below the belt!

Call me desperate, I don't care...but...but...


Laura Bush?

That's just cold.

[Kerrytravelers]

10. Good luck.

Making fun of this goddess would be so... freeperish...

[UrbScotty]

30. There is only one Goddess.

Have you met Maggie?

[Kerrytravelers]

58. That saucy minx.

(Love, Actually... Hugh Grant... never mind...)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

83. That's not a picture of me!

Stop it, I am not that ridiculously good looking!

[WeRQ4U]

11. Have at it.

[UrbScotty]

31. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth

(Matthew 5)..............oh well!

[mcscajun]

12. Go ahead.

I dare ya'!

[UrbScotty]

32. "We are gebnetically wired to...

...vote GOP first and think second."Q

[CubsFan1982]

13. Do your worst!

:D

[UrbScotty]

33. Clinton thinks...

"Oh $#!^ he's even dumber than I thought.

[rug]

14. Rough crowd.

[UrbScotty]

34. To each according to what he already has. (nt)

[Pirate Smile]

16. Go for it!

[UrbScotty]

36. Bush will set you free. But first, you must piss liberals off. Karl Rove

[flvegan]

19. Please do.

[UrbScotty]

39. Better lives have been lived in Santorum's box turtle's cage

...than elsewhere in the Santorum house.

[Placebo]

22. I fucking DARE you to.

Socks is an impenetrable smear-proof public figure. He's like teflon. The entire republican smear machine couldn't even dirty him up.

[UrbScotty]

40. Really?

I guess you're right.

[Placebo]

43. That picture is disgusting!

:puke:

[XemaSab]

23. Yo!

What you got for me, eh?

[UrbScotty]

42. The Age of Bursh the Slob

Because Clinton is for wimps.

[In_The_Wind]

25. .

[UrbScotty]

44. Energy tax breaks follow Bush's intensely loyal supporters.

[In_The_Wind]

55. *OUCH*!

Damn ... but why am I NOT surprised!

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. You can try *g*

[UrbScotty]

47. Would Jesus love a nutjob CONservative who hates gays?

You bet not.

[GreenPartyVoter]

63. Heh. How can you call it making fun when it's so true? *g*

[FuzzySlippers]

28. If you make fun of my sig line you will wound me

to the very core of my being.:cry:

[UrbScotty]

49. Official footwear of Freak Republic. Now in Frist-flop red.

[progmom]

35. :)

[UrbScotty]

69. :-)

[progmom]

80. aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa

:runs screaming:

[RedSpartan]

37. Go on and try...

W has a message for you.

[UrbScotty]

50. He has one for you too. Check MY sig line!

[RedSpartan]

54. Aaaargh! n/t

[caty]

38. I dare you

:spank:

[UrbScotty]

53. Great pieces of wisdom. I got one too.

Just check the Dubya quote in my sig line.

[caty]

59. Shouldn't it be...

war is the essential roadblock to achieving peace?

[Chicken Girl]

41. Do me! Do me!

[stlsaxman]

78. Great sig line, Chicken Girl!

i LOVED his records when i was growing up!

[NFL80]

45. Here ya go

[UrbScotty]

56. Show me your frightening Bolton!

[NFL80]

60. That was worth

a good giggle.:thumbsup:

[LostInAnomie]

46. I'd like to see that.

Stinky.

[UrbScotty]

129. Speaking of fat guys, our Veep could lose some weight

[redqueen]

48. What the hey...

:hi:

[UrbScotty]

57. I saw John, so I kissed his Ashcroft.

[blondeatlast]

51. Be my guest; I'd love to read this! nt

[UrbScotty]

62. Well...

[davidinalameda]

52. go ahead

and I'll bite you on the butt!

[UrbScotty]

64. Bush is who he is and says what he feels is necessary...

...because his mind doesn't matter, and that matter in his head is not a mind.

[davidinalameda]

79. he says what he's told to say

he has Cheney's hand stuck up his ass like the puppet he is

[TheCentepedeShoes]

61. Be my

guest :hi:

[UrbScotty]

130. For the Packers are but men huddling together...

...and shouting to give themselves courage in the NFC North.

[Guaranteed]

65. Go for it.

:)

[UrbScotty]

72. By invading Iraq, Our Dear Leader....

...has enhanced the war on librulz.

[Tikki]

66. Well, good luck with this....

[UrbScotty]

77. I am now seizing the avatar Will Pitt hated.

[achtung_circus]

67. Have at it, sunshine. nt

[UrbScotty]

91. In politics, as in ecology, 'niche' is a French word.

[Pystoff]

68. I gotta hear this

:popcorn:

[peekaloo]

73. Have a go.

nobody mocks Sideshow Bob and lives to tell about it....well, actually they do and have, so bring it on!

[UrbScotty]

93. It's high time the public realized those liburlz aren't all...

...Go-Johnny-Go'z and Charlie Chocolate Factory workerz, or even, God forbid, Bill Klintunz. Sideshow Slob

[stlsaxman]

74. only a Freeper could make fun of my sig line-

so have at it, mon chien! heheheh

[UrbScotty]

95. No one has a right to stand up and feel hopeful..

There's too much Ashcroft-kissing to do!

[stlsaxman]

124. okay- well done!

[bridgit]

75. sig this ~

http://www.boomboomblues.com/home.html

[UrbScotty]

96. dumb dumb

[bridgit]

125. everybody needs at least one ass in the midst of a group...

of otherwise noble genetalia...guess you're it :rofl:

[dr.zoidberg]

76. Go for it!

I'd be honored.:)

[UrbScotty]

99. Just 'cuz Bush is chicken... they think there's something wrong with him.

Let me tell you something, if you don't like Bush, something is wrong with you, pinko liburl. There's something wrong with you. Where are all these people who don't like Bush? -Fred Phelps

[dr.zoidberg]

122. Funny you should use Phelps

I believe that he is a registered Democrat.:wow:

[UrbScotty]

142. Are you SERIOUS?!

:wow:

[eyepaddle]

81. Don't sing it,

BRING it! B-)

[UrbScotty]

100. I am paddled by Karl Rove, and you are too!

[LynzM]

82. Have at it!

:)

[UrbScotty]

101. You are the unique sum of...

...your experiences, your attitudes, your reactions, your beliefs, your feelings, and your bank account.

[LynzM]

127. Nice one

:rofl:

[name not needed]

84. Ok. Go right ahead.

[UrbScotty]

102. Speaking of Barney...

[NMMNG]

85. Bring it on

[UrbScotty]

104. Idiot~Clenis~Resume The Abuses~JEB

[SoCalDem]

86. Mine needs no ridicule.. it does it all by itself

:)

[UrbScotty]

105. D'ya think the Dallas Stars get paid too much?

[KitchenWitch]

88. Lay it on me baby!

[UrbScotty]

107. The Diebold of this country, not special interest democracy,

...should be the source of all political power. Ken Blackwell

[no name no slogan]

90. Mine's too easy

but let 'er rip anyway... :P

[UrbScotty]

109. Bush's band of corporate donors does not suck.

[no name no slogan]

121. wow, well played!

instead of going for the obvious, you took the clever road. nice job! :hi:

[Trigger Hippie]

92. Here ya go...

[UrbScotty]

110. Here..

[kick-ass-bob]

94. What is in my sig line now?

lets see...

[UrbScotty]

112. I don't know why Bush isn't frightened of new ideologues.

I'm frightened of the old ones.

[lpbk2713]

97. Knock yourself out.

I mean, after all, it ain't my fault.



:shrug:

[UrbScotty]

113. I'll knock you out.

DON'T BLAME MEI VOTED FOR KWAYAL

[bicentennial_baby]

98. Go for it...

I really don't give a fuck... :)

[UrbScotty]

115. 1+1-1=Bush's IQ

Fuzzy math

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

103. Go for it

[UrbScotty]

116. What's the matter, Gannon?

Afraid of your boyfriend?

Come out, tough guy!

[Hugin]

106. Yeah?

Go to it.

[UrbScotty]

117. Et seaux onne.

[LynneSin]

108. Rick Santorum is not the box turtle senator - that was John Cornyn

:D

[UrbScotty]

118. This thread needsmore crowbar!

[rbnyc]

111. I dare you!!

[UrbScotty]

131. Speaking of good-looking...

[ghostsofgiants]

114. Alright, have at it

[UrbScotty]

132. Liberalism stole the sanctity of my marriage.

:evilgrin:

[Bassic]

119. This thread still kicking?

So what do you make of my sig line? :P

[UrbScotty]

133. Les français sont si sourds-muets.

[Bassic]

136. Ah, mais c'est bien l'inverse mon ami.

Et d'ailleurs, je ne suis pas français, mais québécois :)

[chaska]

120. I hope you're not busy for the next few days...

[UrbScotty]

134. At least Bob Novak makes good fertilizer.

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

123. Yeah, just you go ahead and make fun of a deformed man

who died a tragic death at 36 of disease and exsanguination. Just you go ahead.







B-)

[UrbScotty]

137. And if I laugh at any liberal thing, 'tis that I may not weep...

...because I have a lot of money and those tax-and-spend liburlz are after it. -Lord Murdoch

[CaliforniaPeggy]

126. OK...I'm ready...I guess.....

How can you make fun of my beautiful sig line? :scared:

[UrbScotty]

138. I expect to pass through this White House but once

Any bad thing therefore that I can do, or any cruelty that I can show to any fellow creatures, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again. --G.W.B.

[fleabert]

128. heloooo there...

I don't even remember what mine says these days...I guess I'll see it when I hit 'post message'.

[UrbScotty]

139. No Rove these days...I am feeling unsettled and unsure... - G.W.B.

[fleabert]

144. excellent! nt

[Allenberg]

135. bring it

:D

[UrbScotty]

141. ASHCROFT

Defeat Liberals.

John Ashcroft for US Supreme Court

[Parrcrow]

140. Lets see if you can make me change it.

I'm considering changing it anyway, but this way you can take credit.

[UrbScotty]

143. Bush has no balls, and Rove is a flake.

[greblc]

145. u8thegop? I see wht you were sick.

Have at it....

[UrbScotty]

146. The left wing liberals aren't about money alone.

They think everything is about labor, genius, and hope... This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Without the cloud of war, it is John Kerry's followers who must hang on a cross of iron. - Rupert Murdoch