Short-Shorts Are The GREATEST Invention! Got A Thread For YOU TOO Guys!

[matcom]

[miss_kitty]

1. I am a straight woman and I must say

she is much better looking than the muscle bound manscaped dude in the other thread.

'Fair and Balanced' Thank you matcom

[RC]

2. Short shorts are even better when the zipper is broke.

:toast:

[RedSpartan]

3. Katie Price, aka Jordan

Love the UK. Love it.

[redqueen]

4. Who cares about short shorts?

www.ratemyschlong.com

:evilgrin:

[BlueJazz]

5. Sweet Mother-of-Jesus!!...What a Beautiful Brain!.

We could talk about Jazz and Astronomy for hours... ;)

[matcom]

6. can't BELIEVE this wound up on the 2nd page!

could it BE?

DU really ISN'T that sexist?

say it ain't so! x(

[BlueJazz]

7. Damn..I thought, by now, that there would be 50 replies....

..to your post.
I guess the other fuckers on this board ain't as Shallow as I am....

Good!..More for me!

[miss_kitty]

8. In the interests of equal rights

I am kicking this

[sundog]

9. she must be going for a hike in the jungle

:shrug:

:P

[redqueen]

10. No, she's going to the Victoria's Secret survival training camp.

[sundog]

11. over the river & through the woods... doesn't want to be seen by the

fashion police :P

[jpgray]

12. Dear Lumberjack's Forum: I never believed your stories were true!

[matcom]

13. ...but THIS is what happened to me last week

.....................

[sundog]

14. the jungle was so dark & frightening...

[redqueen]

15. That I had to take my shirt off and thrust my breasts forward,

so as not to attract any unwanted attention from any nearby beasts.

[sundog]

17. the jaguars were all around me, but it was humid, so i took off my bra

[jpgray]

18. Luckily one sixteenth of my pelvis was carefully camouflaged

And the toxicity of my eye-makeup dropped all gallnippers and assorted Coquillettidia at one hundred yards.

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Frankly, I am appalled.

Just helping you out a bit. FWIW, that guy was fugly in that other thread. Nothing to drool over. Replace him with Johnny Depp and I'm on it.