Who would you rather eat: a moderate Republican

[name not needed]

(assuming such a thing still exists), or a proselytizing PETA-vegan? Let's say they're both equally tasty in all other regards.

:P

[Mutley]

1. Can I just have the chicken?

[LiberalEsto]

2. Chicken tastes just like Republicans!

(So does snake)

[Mutley]

6. Ew!

Okay, maybe I'll just have the burger, then.

[entanglement]

16. I thought chickenhawks taste just like republicans?

n/t

[LostInAnomie]

3. The vegan would give me gas.

They're full of fiber.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. I'd rather starve.

[smbolisnch]

5. Why are people in the lounge obsessed with vegans?

:shrug:

[friesianrider]

12. Jealousy?

My Mom always taught me when I was a kid that the more you get "picked on" the more jealous the "bullies" are.

Methinks certain OPs feel a tad bit guilty over their diets, which seem to be a constant topic.

[name not needed]

14. Sounds like you hit the nail on the head.

Although you've forgotten to mention how my eating meat makes me so depressed I slit my wrists and cry myself to sleep at night.

:eyes:

[friesianrider]

15. I sure thought so.

I didn't say meat-eaters are depressed. They're just some of the strangest, most defensive and paranoid whackos I've ever met in my life whenever anyone even *mentions* they are a vegetarian. :shrug: You have proved my point, though, so thanks for that. :hi:

[Piperay]

13. Immaturity

most likely.:eyes:

[NNadir]

7. I never actually ate one, but people tell me Republicans are very oily.

I won't comment on my experience with Vegans.

[AllieB]

8. A moderate Republican would probably be fatter and more flavorful

since the Bush tax cuts have given them extra money to go out to eat.

[Elidor]

9. Vegan patties sauteed in bacon grease

Mmmmmmmm! :9

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Hey! No sex threads!

[flvegan]

11. I've eaten my share of vegans

They do taste different...very good. So, speaking from experience, if you meet a vegan, and she'll let you...go for it!

Oh, wait...you meant something different, didn't you. Sorry.

[chaska]

17. Well, that mod pug would be rather tough, I think, due to all that...

pulling him or herself up by their bootstraps.

...that's gotta be one hell of butt toner.

[brainshrub]

18. Locking

Bad copycat that will bring mods pain and woe.