If you were an adult film star what would your name be?

[Wetzelbill]

Ok, how you do this is you take the name of your first pet and that is your first name. Next you take the name of the street you grew up on and that is your last name.

Ok, my first pet was a dog I called Git. (he'd jump on me and I'd say "Git, Git" to try to get him away.)

I grew up on Henderson Road. (country boy)

So, my adult film name would be: Git Henderson.

So how about you?

[jpgray]

1. Paprika Chickory

That does sound rather alluring...

[Wetzelbill]

130. it is kinda cool sounding

[MrScorpio]

2. Long Bill Clitton

[Wetzelbill]

52. Mr. Scorpio would work on its own

[MrScorpio]

58. Yes it would

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. Sebastian Ayala.

Which doesn't sound at all like a porn name, and would be REALLY odd, considering that I'm extremely Anglo...

[two gun sid]

4. Sparky Knollwood

[kid a]

5. the TAXMAN

[kid a]

28. Oh i thought you said audit

[Ksec]

6. Jack Hammer

[MrScorpio]

13. Already taken

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=JHammer/gender=m/Jack_Hammer.htm

[Solon]

7. Dino Babette?!?!?!

That's just pathetic.

[Vinnie From Indy]

8. 1st Choice is "Buck Naked"

The name of pet and school would be:

Newton St. Thomas

[jpgray]

9. Your pet/street name sounds like the name of an Ethics professor.

:D

[Wetzelbill]

39. haha, it does

[AtomicKitten]

55. Sorry.

Buck Naked has already been claimed by George Costanza, the architect, or the marine biologist, I forget which.

[dajoki]

78. ok george costanza

:smoke:

[RPM]

87. took mine

:cry:

[datasuspect]

10. lance surewood

ben dover

[Celeborn Skywalker]

11. Smokey Silver (nt)

[benburch]

12. Speedy Irving

does not bode well as a porn name...

[Ksec]

14. Rod Stuffer

[Sabriel]

15. Zipper Highway 17

Now THAT'S sexy!

[AVulgarianHue]

16. Lobo Willis n/t

[Ksec]

17. Big Dick Hardon

[JAbuchan08]

21. Liar.

I don't think you did it right.

[Ksec]

24. and you would be correct

I sorry.

[JAbuchan08]

26. its a'kay.

I'm sure you would have made an excellent pornstar anyway you slice it.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Tab Kersey.

[JAbuchan08]

19. My first pet was a cat named kitty

and my street was Chiquita therefore I would be a male pornstar named Kitty Chiquita

[kodi]

20. Bigus Dickus

[sendero]

22. Pooskosk Ewing

4 hours is nothing :)

[Ksec]

23. I know a guy whose name is Dick Balls.

Seriously. Richard Balls , people call him Dick

[last_texas_dem]

71. That's a good one

I had a high school teacher who went by the name of Woody Cox. What's funny is his real, full name was even more suggestive: Lockwood Bleu Cox. I'm not trying to mock him, though, as he seemed to be a decent guy and was a good teacher. I just thought that name deserved recognition in any discussion of sexually suggestive names!

[bridgit]

25. polka dot

:rofl:

[lildreamer316]

27. Not this again!

beaver beaver beaver beaver mushroom mushroom

[WeRQ4U]

121. deleted, wrong area

[Ksec]

29. How about Frenchie Crotchstuffer?

[no name no slogan]

30. Miles Long

which is much better than my "real" name of "Schatze Nagell" :silly:

[In_The_Wind]

31. Samantha

cause ~ I'm a *witchy woman* !

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. The name of my first pet...

was Scuffy...she was a delightful little cocker spaniel...

And the street is going to be a problem..I grew up on several...

I'll pick the one where I lived the longest: Marina...

So my adult film name would be: Scuffy Marina...

Not very inspiring, IMHO! :shrug:

[AussieDave]

33. Satan Craven

[DS1]

34. Michael More

:P

[SOteric]

40. I'm not sure we want to see him ~nekkid~

How 'bout we Frenchify your name and you go around as Michel Moré..?

[Wetzelbill]

67. you do too

[SOteric]

126. Maybe ~you~ want to see Michael Moore nekkid,

I'd be just as happy to see him fully clothed and taking on the big insurance companies. :P

[Crazy Guggenheim]

35. John Holmes

[TroubleMan]

36. Zorro Fernwood

My first pet was named Zorro, and the first street I really remember living on was Fernwood.

[Ekirh]

I would be. . .

Smokey Perry.

[Dave Reynolds]

37. Using that formula,

I would be Whiskers Jolly.

Not very porn-like, except in a cunning linguist kind of way.

[William769]

38. Sassy Natchez.

[Doctor_J]

41. Spyke Dryver n/t

[Ksec]

47. like it

[Merrick]

42. Mr. Big Penis

[Crazy Guggenheim]

43. Candy Samples.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. Bat Masterson.

[Wetzelbill]

50. The Gunsmith

[mac56]

45. The first street I lived on that had a name (not a number)

was Riverside Avenue.

So: Punkin Riverside.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. Self Delete.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

48. Luke Long.

[Not_Giving_Up]

49. Petey Crestway

Considering I'm female, that would be a little weird.

[Wetzelbill]

53. it could be

kind of cute I guess. In a weird way. :)

[Wetzelbill]

51. Crazy Guggenheim

[Crazy Guggenheim]

56. lol.

:rofl: :popcorn:

[Wetzelbill]

59. it had to be done nt

[Crazy Guggenheim]

63. YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!

[WCGreen]

61. It's just so, well perfect.....

[Merrick]

54. Flimsy McDribbles

I'd be known for my usually contrite demeanor.

[Wetzelbill]

62. lol

[LeftyMom]

57. Bob Center Parkway

:woohoo: :rofl:

[hyphenate]

60. Blazer Perry

except it probably should be "Blaze" since I'm female.

[Wetzelbill]

66. I saw a female named

Blazer in a por....

Uh, yeah, I think you're right. :)

[shugah]

64. buffy auburn

i guess it wouldn't be a bad porn name. maybe the stars were aligned when i was child growing up on auburn with my first pet, and i missed my calling ;-)

2nd pet and street would have been nuttymeg cherry (st). hmmm...

3rd - kitty cat jamaica... uh-oh

perhaps i really did miss my calling...

now, btw, would be - goddamn <cat/dog/gerbil/fish/skunk that lives under the deck and eats the cats food> north ;-)

[Clintmax]

65. Tom Chase

Pretty boring, huh?

[sparky_in_ma]

68. Joe Pelham

B-)

[Akoto]

69. Hank Wishbone. LOL

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

70. Candy Stripper

[Gildor Inglorion]

72. Snapper Church

I don't like it at all. It lacks resonance. Who'd want to get friendly with a guy named Snapper Church? ;(

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

73. Snooky 39th??

ok...Snooky Chambers (using nearest cross-street)

[thom1102]

127. LOL, I am Schivago 239th!

[OrwellwasRight]

74. Daisy Dooling

[last_texas_dem]

75. Goldie Yorkshire

Might be a little more fitting if I were a blond, but it's a decent porn star name all the same.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

76. Whora Bush

[Dastard Stepchild]

77. Cinnamon Franklin

That's just SEXY.

[unsavedtrash]

79. gigi overland

[Left Is Write]

80. Well, you see....Muffy 114th doesn't really work very well.

[Wapsie B]

81. Max Buchanan

[u4ic]

82. Scooter Epton

sounds like the geeky pizza boy who finally gets laid...:shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

83. lol

[Aristus]

84. Sheri Sprucewood.

Wouldn't work; I'm a guy. :D

[enigmatic]

85. Casey Waterbury

If that's not a porno name, I don't know what is..

[Wetzelbill]

91. no way you could pass up this thread

not in a million years.

Rev Recluse would be a good porn name. :)

[enigmatic]

95. It is to my wife!

:)

[Wetzelbill]

96. hahaha

I bet you throw on your curling duds and everything too. Walk in the bedoom with one of those brooms and a trophy....

[enigmatic]

98. "I'm sweeping hard, baby!!!"

Oy, I'm so ashamed...

[Wetzelbill]

99. and you want to be the Mick Foley of Alberta Curling....

:: shakinghead ::

[enigmatic]

116. And I'm going to put Mr. Socko on the hand

I throw the stone on!:)

[Wetzelbill]

119. oh how did I miss this last night

:rofl:

I must have went to sleep before you posted this.

And, just think, we're both supposed to be grown adult men.

For shame. :)

[lpbk2713]

86. Eric Shun

[trackfan]

88. Duke Kipling n/t

[Sock Puppet]

89. Dandy Ridge.

I shit you not.

[Placebo]

90. Dick Armey

[Wetzelbill]

93. better than Newt Gingrich I guess

[Crazy Guggenheim]

92. Moby Dick.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

94. Harry Johnson.

[Wetzelbill]

97. Peter Northwoods

[Heddi]

100. Lickety Clit :)

but that's just me


oh oh....let me see now I read the rules.

Okay. It would be Sylvester Midland Park Road??? That's hardly sexy.

I prefer my original, although I never had a cat named lickety, and I never lived on Clit St ha ha

[Wetzelbill]

102. hahaha that's good

Clit Street sounds like a wonderful place to live. Great family values neighborhood. :)

[Heddi]

106. yeah well you know

During happy times, the street grows to 2x's its normal size. Super for 4th of july fun :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

107. LOL

you are hilarious. Not like our more serious days in FF, huh?

Wait, you have the munchies don't you? :)

[Heddi]

108. yeah. Completely. Gotta let loose sometime :)

No munchies yet....was about to partake in that particular activity in about...three...two...one....aaaaah :)

[NMMNG]

101. Muffet Myrick

[Crazy Guggenheim]

103. Peter The Great

[nookiemonster]

104. Bo Nininya.

eom

[Wetzelbill]

110. nicely done

[Crazy Guggenheim]

105. Dick Longfellow

[Wetzelbill]

109. The Warthog

[Wetzelbill]

111. Peter Dragon

[Wetzelbill]

112. Deuce Buckcherry

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

113. Myrtle Morris.

My first pet was a turtle...

[Xithras]

114. Oh no...Bowser Bangor.

A name like that won't get me into the kind of movies I'd be interested in :wow:

[Wetzelbill]

117. you'd be big

on the bestiality circuit though.

:: groan ::

I just HAD to go there. Couldn't pass up a set up like that.

You were thinking it, I could tell!

[Wetzelbill]

115. Rev Recluse

[LincolnMcGrath]

118. Peter Fitzgoode? Peter Fitzsnuggly?

Hugh Jorgan?

[Shell Beau]

120. Ginger Whippoorwill!

[WeRQ4U]

Chet Seed or Clint McMan

[Trigger Hippie]

122. Miss Kitty Carl.

Hellloooooo boys!!!

:)

[Rising Phoenix]

123. Snowball Hillview

not very sexy

[pdx_prog]

124. Good old "Smokey Vancouver"

[Mutley]

125. Um. Mine doesn't work very well.

Especially for a female...

Smurf Glastonbery

:shrug: :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

129. omg

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

That is hilarious.

[Mutley]

131. HAHAHAAA!

Another version of this game uses your mother's maiden name. That one works much better for me, but I won't be posting it.

[Dora]

128. Pearl Butte

Rowwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[6000eliot]

132. Puff Twisting