I had a dream about datasuspect last night.

[iconoclastic cat]

Poll question: I had a dream about datasuspect last night.

Seriously. Not a flesh-and-blood person, mind you, but a big, beige, cylindrical robot with a sarcastic voice and "Datasuspect" on the front. He was on sale for $36,109. I talked the sales guy down to $309.

[datasuspect]

1. mommy and daddy never held me much

and mommy told me that daddy used to drink because i cry.

i need a hug.

[iconoclastic cat]

2. What did I tell you about WIRE HANGERS?

[datasuspect]

3. this is making me regress to 1975

when i used to wet the bed.

and my parents would make me wear my sister's underwear and call me "little sissy datasuspect."

[iconoclastic cat]

4. Skunkape.

[datasuspect]

5. prairie squid