"I'm Roger Lodge..."

[MrScorpio]

"And I just named my left testicle 'Leroy'".

[sundog]

1. I'm Roger Lodge...

and i am the meter by which all men measure themselves

[MrScorpio]

2. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I think that hoop skirts will be
the hot new fashion statement for gerbils."

[MrScorpio]

3. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I use Lady Speed Stick as a personal lubricant".

[Heddi]

4. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I don't mind canchre sores that much"

[Heddi]

5. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I think blister juice tastes just fine"

[MrScorpio]

6. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And 'That's next' is my life long mantra."

[Heddi]

7. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"My shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

[MrScorpio]

8. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I barf when I look at myself in the mirror."

[Heddi]

9. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I prefer to smoke other people's cigarette butts"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. I'm Roger Lodge

and I can levitate the uppper half of my body.... really!

[Heddi]

11. that's so zen

He looks so peaceful with that slight head tilt :)

[Heddi]

12. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I think scabs taste like bacon"

[MrScorpio]

13. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I'm the other White Meat."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. I'm Roger Lodge

and I am the WHITEST white meat that ever lived.

[MrScorpio]

15. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

17. I'm Roger Lodge

and here I am with the Queen and her date... in the HALL OF SHAME

[Heddi]

16. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I pee silver dollars"

[MrScorpio]

18. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I can juggle popcorn with my eyeballs."