RE: Turds-ask me anything

[underpants]

I have recently acquired a vast knowledge on that subject.

For instance-don't react too fast that little turd factory might be giving you a pump fake (clean one diaper, lay her back down, clearly hear the motherload being "downloaded")

Ain't THAT some sh*t?

[SoCalDem]

1. mmmm.. diaper mustard

I remember those days... :)

[underpants]

3. Dijon

x(

[SoCalDem]

7. Ours were more like deli mustard

:)

[Maddy McCall]

2. Did you see the movie Anchorman?

When one of the guys on the "newsteam" put on some reekin' cologne, and when he walked out of his office, everyone was appalled, and one person commented, "What IS that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"

So, my question to you...Have you ever smelled a turd covered in burnt hair?

:silly:

[underpants]

4. No

but the day is young

[Maddy McCall]

5. LOL!

I don't even want to know how that might potentially be a part of your day. :hi:

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Ah, yes. Can't wait.

[matcom]

8. ah, but is it GREEN?

i understand from other parents that you haven't hit nirvana until it comes out soft and green!

:crazy:

[underpants]

9. More a textured grayish/green/brown

Several textures. Much like many bagel toppings.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. And then there was always my personal fave...

The double-wall four side blow out with extrusion

[Richardo]

11. "pump fake"

My morning is made. :rofl:

[SarahB]

12. Have you had...

those super fizzy explosive things yet? :scared:

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Breast fed poopies are the best.

x( Baby James could fire them off rapid like and we'd end up with four wasted diapers and a messy diaper table in 5 minutes flat. :hi:

[trof]

14. Jack had a "Blue's Clues" cake for his 2nd birthday.

LOTS of blue icing = green poop.
He thought it was hilarious.
:-)