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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 10:57 AM
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Squid holds up 7-Eleven!
The local 7-Eleven was robbed this morning by an armed squid.

Witnesses say he escaped in a late 60's El Camino driven by a baby panda.

Both appeared to be high on crack.

More details when they are available.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 10:57 AM
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1. >
:rofl:
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 10:58 AM
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2. I heard that thay had a yak as a lookout.
Damn those yaks!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 10:58 AM
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3. STOP IT!!!
:cry:
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 11:02 AM
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6. Hey, it's your squid....
I think you should pay for his crimes.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 11:03 AM
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7. now you're dragging the pandas into this
you'll burn in hell :nuke:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 10:59 AM
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4. it isn't the right squid
this one has a tatoo of a pirate skull on one of his tentacles
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 11:01 AM
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5. So now you're saying there's two of them?
:shrug:
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 11:03 AM
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8. maybe it's NEW!!!
maybe it's a new tattoo!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 11:05 AM
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9. in less than 12 hours
ha! that would have been readily apparent
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 11:07 AM
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11. squids heal fast
you're in denial, that's understandable...
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-10-05 11:05 AM
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10. Did he have a gun in each tentacle?
That's the thing about squids, they can pack a lot of heat.
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