Squid Tragedy at the 7-11

[kick-ass-bob]

Tragedy struck moments ago, when a wayward squid was gunned down while being detained by Emperor Penguins.

Alleged drug dealers, fearing their identites were about to be revealed, fatally shot the squid. One penguin was injured. Authorities are still searching for a baby panda who allegedly fled the scene in an El Camino, which was found wrecked in a nearby neighborhood. Reports are sketchy, since there are conflicting reports about the vehicle (is it a car? a truck?) In any case, his feet couldn't properly reach the brake pedal.

*developing story - no link yet*

[KitchenWitch]

1. bravo, kick-ass-bob, bravo

[motely36]

2. Can you fatally shoot a dead squid?

:shrug:

[sundog]

4. no. that's why it's a lie.

[kick-ass-bob]

5. can a dead squid hold up a 7-11?

:shrug:

[motely36]

9. If he's high on the crack that they were force feeding him

I would say the squid could do anything!

[kick-ass-bob]

15. this is such a tragic end to a life with so much promise.

[sundog]

3. scurrilous lies! our squid would never hang out with that kind of crowd

[kick-ass-bob]

7. then what was he doing with a crack pipe????

[redqueen]

10. Blame Zuni

He learned it from Zuni!

:cry:

[sundog]

11. it was planted on him

it wasn't zuni's

[motely36]

12. Then what happened to Zuni's missing crack pipe?

hhhhmmmmm??????

[sundog]

17. zuni never had a crack pipe

[kick-ass-bob]

13. LIAR! Out of your own mouth:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3828949

"then... in the middle of the night... i heard the squealing of car tires & the smell of burning rubber... i looked in the driveway & the el camino was missing... then i went to the squid's bedroom & found a note: "i hate you i'm running away"

zuni was so upset that he reached for his crack pipe in the dresser drawer (to calm down)... only to find it missing "

[sundog]

16. what are you talking about?

ask zuni... we never had a crack pipe

:wtf:

[Hugin]

14. And I suppose the 7 Ruger Desert Eagle 44s were also plants?

Typical.

[El Fuego]

6. Bad Squid Bad Squid, whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they COME FOR YOU?

[Hugin]

8. It was only a flesh wound...

He's feeling much better.