I heard KISS described this way last night......

[WCGreen]

It's a majic show with mediocre music...

The music is so bad, that just when the audience starts paying attention to the play list, the spit blood or blow things up....

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. Let's put it this way.... they fired Ace and put a ROADIE on stage....

...in his makeup! That's when they lost any credibility they had with me.

I Used to Rock & Roll All Night

(Parody of Rock & Roll All Nite by Kiss)

You loved us when the band was hot
And now we're gonna give it one more shot
We're gettin' old we must be crazy

We're puttin' on the makeup again
It covers up a buncha wrinkled skin
You bring the bread we'll make the gravy

You keep on spendin'
We'll keep on singin'

I used to rock and roll all night
But now my hair's turning gray
I have to get to bed by nine
Rub on a tube of Ben-Gay

I haven't picked up my guitar for a while
Not since them hula-hoops went out of style.
It's been a while I'm pretty rusty

We'll give you everything we got
Would you like to see my liver spots?
You drive us home if we get sleepy

If the shirts keep on sellin'
We'll keep on yellin'

I used to rock and roll all night
But now my hair's turning gray
I have to get to bed by nine
Rub in a tube of Ben-Gay

I wanna rock and roll all night
But I can't stay awake
I'd like to rock and roll all night
But then my body would ache
I'll try to rock and roll all night
If there's some dough to be made
I wanna rock and roll all night
But I get drowsy by eight

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=I

[WCGreen]

2. I love that.... Great Stuff

[DemMajority]

3. That's hilarious.

:rofl:

And oh so true.

[MN ChimpH8R]

4. Never cared for KISS

that much. Now GWAR is kind of fun

[Hobarticus]

6. Gwar never got the props they deserve...

If you're going to be over the top, better be turning somersaults.

[NeoTraitors]

5. Gene Simmons to KISS fans, 'We are as tired of producing

cheap plastic trinkets as you are of buying them. Starting this year there will now be a box you can check on your tax forms to give the money directly to KISS.'