I'm Miss Portland, Oregon

[Floogeldy]

[sundog]

1. you look more like ms. indiana state fair

the resemblance is uncanny :P

[Floogeldy]

2. Ain't it amazin'?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. You are too late

I did this thread yesterday.

[Floogeldy]

4. I know.

I just didn't have an original idea at the time.

[Swede]

5. If that John Lennon goosing you?

Wow,a Beatle giving you the squeeze.

[Floogeldy]

6. I'm proud to say, "yes."

;)

[swag]

7. Pleased to meet you. I'm Miss Air France.

[Floogeldy]

8. Charmed, I'm sure.

:)

[enigmatic]

9. And I'm Miss World

Somebody kill me...

[Wetzelbill]

10. I'm Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

[enigmatic]

11. I like that song

Even though everytime I saw that video I had an uncontrollable desire to stomp on the lead singer's head..

[Wetzelbill]

21. haha

yeah no kidding. I like it too. I like "Two Princes" as well.

The image of you stomping on this guy's head while you have Mr. Socko on your hand is enough to make me nearly pass out from laughter. :)

[Tom Kitten]

12. Miss America was from Portland State

a couple years back...was that you?

[bliss_eternal]

13. I'm misunderstood...

:(

[Heidi]

14. Congratulations!

Since you already have one, I guess you don't have much use now for the tiara I had planned to send you for Christmas? :cry:

[Floogeldy]

15. Now wait just a damn minute.

I had to give that one back.

It's not that I like women's clothes. I just like to feel closer to . . . well, women.

[Heidi]

16. Wow, you really _are_ a man.

If you were really Miss Portland, Oregon, you would have known that a tiara is an "accessory" rather than "clothes." ;)

[Floogeldy]

17. Now wait just a damn minute.

It seems no matter where I go
People see my Tiara's glow
Though it floats above my head
They all know that I'm not dead

All agree it shines so bright
Cause it's formed from heaven's light
I Guess I'm just an angel rare
Could you loan me a pear?

[Heidi]

18. You wrote that youself, didn't you? (nt)

[Floogeldy]

19. No

My dog, Prince, wrote it.

I had to give him two hot dogs for the copyright!

:)

[Heidi]

20. Ginger and I have the same arrangement.

Except, when he ghost-writes a poem for me, he gets to come up on the desk, walk on the keyboard and put his butt in my face. :rofl: