Signatures lines moderators should never have.

[Reciprocity]

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

I'm right 98% of the time. Who gives a rodents rear about the other 3%?

When I snap... you'll be the first to go.

I scare my own family.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on my list.

Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

My first thought is usually wrong, criminal or selfish.

My experience with you prepares me with the real world. Which also sucks.

Recovering workaholic. I haven't lifted a finger in years.

I'm not infantile you stinkybutt poophead.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view. But I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

On the journey of life. I chose the psycho path.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok...they know me here.

I'm so old I can laugh, fart, sneeze and pee all at the same time.

The only mark I've made in life is in my underwear.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a mental problem.

If you give up drinking, smoking and sex you don't live longer...it just feels that way.

[Technowitch]

1. No dear, we merely think those things...

...and hope terribly we remember not to say them with our outside voices.

I'll stick with a picture of a predator. ;)

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. *lol* Thannks for sending me off to bed with a smile

[merh]

3. for the mods