Anyone Wanna Wish Jerry Falwell A Happy Birthday? Post Your Wishes Here

[matcom]

cause the fucker is 72 today

[terrya]

1. Go fuck yourself, Jer!

And that's truly sincere.

[Call me Deacon Blues]

2. You're one birthday closer

to the fires of Hell, you hypocritical sonuvabitch.

[LynneSin]

6. Actually I think he's about 20 years overdue

:shrug:

[xmas74]

3. Jerry,

Now that you're 72 it's time to meet your maker. He can give you all the details as to what made you such an asshole. I don't think you'll like the answers. Maybe that's why you've held onto life for so long.
Oh yeah-btw-FUCK YOU!

[Dukkha]

4. Just Fucking DIE Already!

so I can piss on your rotting corpse!

[LynneSin]

5. I wish you have permament bowel blockage

Wait - you already have that!

[demnan]

7. Dear Mr. Falwell:

It's come to my attention that a sorrowfilled day is here. The aniversary of the arrival of your mean sniveling racist self on this planet. Do us all a favor, pack up and return to the hole you crawled out of.

Sincerely,

Demnan

[thom1102]

8. Happy birthday Jerry,

And for your 72nd birthday, I hope that the karma train carrying all the hatred you have spewed, and all the self righteous, pompous piety you exude, and all the lives you have ruined, runs right over your sorry ass!

Truly, nothing but the best for our friend Jerry!

[Brewman_Jax]

9. To Jerry...

Gas costs much, times are hard, here's your fucking birthday card!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Happy Birthday, you fat evil fucking clown asshole.

I hope it's your last.

I hope Satan calls you home this year, you and Phred Phelps and the rest of you evil religious hucksters who in the name of a good man, and a good God, you twist his words to bring evil to this earth and earn money for yourself.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. In honour of Jerry's 72nd birthday, here is a wallpaper I made a while ago

http://www.deviantart.com/view/10835777/

[northzax]

12. Dear Jerry

Happy Birthday. I hope you have many more happy years on this planey, cause boy, are you in for a suprise when the big guy does his reckoning.

c'mon Jer, you know God is gay, why you maligning him? (what, you don't think God is gay? 6000 years old and never had sex with a woman? bore a child by artificial insemination? spends a lot of time at the gym? wears togas to show of the pecs? come on, Jer. This lifetime was a test, so far, your ass is failing)