Breaking News -- Piss Ants Attack Will Pitt!

[Love Bug]

From truthout.org:

t r u t h o u t | One Mother's Stand
By William Rivers Pitt

Thursday 11 August 2005
10:55 AM

I walked in the grass and my feet got attacked by fire ants. I am hating Texas right now.

[sam sarrha]

1. Apparently ants the piss Fire, they are very dangerous..

[Taverner]

2. Never wear birks in Texas

I'm from California, and even I know that

[hobbit709]

3. There used to be this graffiti

at the Texas Chili Parlor
"Everything in Texas either bites, stings, burns or breaks your heart"

[achtung_circus]

4. I mentioned that the locals wear what they wear for good reasons

and that good boots were indicated.

Still, you go, Will.

[GalleryGod]

5. Fire Ants: Not funny.

South Florida Fire ants were no fun whatsoever.

Hang tough, Will ! Me and many others here are with you!:patriot:

[VelmaD]

6. I forgot to warn him...

about the bugs down here. And on top of everything else it actually rained down here and I wonder if Crawford is inundated with chiggers too.

Poor Will's feet. *snort*

Maybe I should take him some deep woods Off. :)

[Taverner]

9. You just want to take things off

[VelmaD]

11. What's your point?

;)

[GOPFighter]

7. Shoot the Bastards!

That's what a good Texan would do. Fill 'em with lead.

[VelmaD]

10. Nah...Texans are tough...

we walk nekkid through fire ant mounds and laugh...hahahaha. ;)

[BlueCollar]

13. You may walk nekkid through the mounds

this city boy won't...

[VelmaD]

15. Not even if...

I dip you in honey first? ;)

[BlueCollar]

21. I love it when you talk sweet...

any of you Austinites going to Crawford? I'm thinking I'd like to make it down Saturday...but I'm wearing boots....

[VelmaD]

22. Well, I'm stuck at work today...

but if all goes well I may try to go down tonight after work for a bit. Would like to see Will before he leaves. :shrug:

Not sure about this weekend. Let me know if you make it down and maybe I'll see you out there. :)

[BlueCollar]

stuck working too

will let you know if I can get down there...Probably try to make it Sunday

[GOPFighter]

18. LOL!

And then you dance!

[VelmaD]

20. And then we drink...

and then we pass out. :)

[Mutley]

8. Poor Will.

Fire ants are evil!

[In_The_Wind]

12. on no ~ another state Will Pitt hates

[Taverner]

14. This is why you need cowboy boots

they fit so tight that nothing, not even fire ants, can penetrate them.

[HeeBGBz]

16. Ah, the dreaded fire ant

Those bitches hurt and they gang up on you in mass numbers before they all bite in unison.

True neocon insects.

[MuseRider]

17. BOOTS! For fire ants AND

rattlers.

[nickgutierrez]

19. Fire ants earn their name.

Those fuckers bite. Hard.

[kick-ass-bob]

23. What is most scary is that he hasn't posted since.

:scared:

[VelmaD]

24. I bet he'll live...

he'll whine a lot...but he'll live. :)

[Throckmorton]

25. and I still want to have his baby

or at least the right to have his baby.

Also, from here on out, I want to be known as Loretta.