I'm excited to watch Charlie Rose and WWE Smackdown on the same day.....

[Wetzelbill]

That's what separates me from normal human beings. I would rather die a horrible death then to miss either show. Especially on the same day!

Granted, if Chuck doesn't have a guest that I want to see, I won't watch the show, but if I am at home, I will at least check it out.

I mean, I even signed up for The Charlie Rose Show newsletter. And, my week pretty much revolves around Smackdown. I prepare a special meal for it and everything. Sometimes I order out. I do it up big time.

This is coming from the guy who gets excited on Friday nights because Mark Shields and David Brooks are going to give their weekly analysis on the Newshour with Jim Lehrer.

I am a tragic clown.