Tips and pointers for living:

[chaska]

This tip comes to us from Los Angeles.

Never spill or empty the unused portion from your soft drink can in a parking lot or pedestrian area during the summer months. Due to the fact that it almost never rains at this time of the year you are guaranteed a sticky mess for months on end, and this makes for unpleasant walking.

What tips or pointers unique to your locale do you have to offer, dear reader?

[jobycom]

1. Never vote Republican

It leads to sticky messes, too.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

2. Never invade another country without an exit strategy.

[bearfan454]

3. Always think for yourself.

We don't have to go along with what everyone thinks.

[chaska]

4. I'm sensing a theme....

Something to do with sticky republicans.

Am I close?

[skygazer]

5. Never start a land war in Asia

Never lend money to a relative.

[TlalocW]

7. Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Thud* (Falls over dead)

TlalocW

[XemaSab]

6. Don't ever try to fight

the Russians, French, English, and Americans at the same time.

[WeRQ4U]

8. Don't take any wooden nickles. Dont' eat too much turkey.

When you're hungry, eat. when you're tired, sleep.

[chaska]

9. All good, but what about bent chopsticks....?

Any pointers there?

Is there a way to make them usable? If not, are they repairable? Any good alternative uses for bent chopsticks? I must confess, I'm at a loss.