Need a chuckle?

[October]

An honest man was being tailgated by a

stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.



Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just

in front of him.



He did the right thing, stopping at the

crosswalk, even though he could have

beaten the red light by accelerating through

the intersection.



The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the

horn, screaming in frustration as she missed

her chance to get through the intersection,

dropping her cell phone and makeup.



As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a

tap on her window and looked up into the

face of a very serious police officer.



The officer ordered her to exit her car with

her hands up.



He took her to the police station where she

was searched, finger printed, photographed,

and placed in a holding cell.



After a couple of hours, a policeman

approached the cell and opened the door.



She was escorted back to the booking desk

where the arresting officer was waiting with

her personal effects.



He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You

see, I pulled up behind your car while you

were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy

in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at

him.



"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,

the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker,

the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper

sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian

fish emblem on the trunk.



Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."







. . priceless