What silly expressions do you like to utter?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

I borrowed "Gosh darn it, shoot" from my Radiology residents who were making fun of their program director. I also say "You big-nosed, baldheaded FOOL!" because we yelled it at indoor soccer referees oh so many years ago. The term "pencil-necked geek" applies very nicely to Kansas Senator Sam Brownback.

[unsavedtrash]

1. "I'm gon slap you bald bodied"

[NaturalHigh]

2. That's a bunch of dadburn bullcrap!

My personal favorite, but one I don't use that often.

[JimmyJazz]

3. oopsie daisies!

[jandrok]

4. "I don't know him from Adam's housecat."

A fine old Southern expression, but kind of silly when you think about it.

[Patsy Stone]

5. Jeezapete! n/t

[greblc]

6. There are too many to list.

"No Free Stylin' in the Ball Pit ! " (spoken with a lisp) it's a quote from the movie "The Pacifier". My kids and I have been chucking at this one for weeks.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

7. CRIPES!! And, in lieu of 'bye'.. "Have fun storming the castle."

[jpgray]

8. "Christ in a blanket"

I can't remember which of my family members started saying it, but we all do now. It can't be blasphemous, because presumably Jesus is warm and comfy.

[madeline_con]

9. It's hotter'n a $2 pistol!

Dumber than a box of rocks.

A few cattle short at the roundup.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

18. A friend gave me a refrigerator magnet that has Bush's picture on it

And it says, "LIKE A ROCK - only dumber"

[madeline_con]

30. Good one!

:rofl:

[AlleyCat123]

10. "Lord love a duck!"

My dad always said it whenever he was exasperated, and it grew on me.

[Ellipsis]

11. Rode hard and hung up wet.

It's what I used to say about the car I just sold. It a saddle metaphor

[democrat in Tallahassee]

12. I'm fond of "Fuck Bush" no matter what happens

[Clintmax]

21. I like that one too...

I'm another Tallahassee Democrat, Democrat in Tallahassee!

[Mojambo]

13. I like calling people "Tiger"

I don't know why, it sounds stupid as hell, but I can't seem to stop doing it.

[Tom Kitten]

14. "Bastich!"

I first learned of it reading Lobo comics because he would say it right before he would go beserk and smash or kill something. My euphenism for "bastard", I actually said it today at work...

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

15. Heh, you made me thing of "farging bastages"

You shouldnt shoot me Johnny. My mother shot me once. once...

[Tom Kitten]

29. phuckin' a !

That's primo.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

32. One of the all-time BEST movies to quote...

"Why you miserable cork-sucker!"

"Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked."

[Tom Kitten]

35. okay

might I be so bold as to inquire what the name of this film is?

curiosity ignited...

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

38. Johnny Dangerously

Wow... if you have not seen it... you MUST. OK, I HATE Joe Piscopo and not a fan at all of Marilu Henner, but this is a MUST SEE!!

[Tom Kitten]

44. well if you recommend it

I'll check it out then!

[gizmonic]

50. "Get your hats, boys. We're goin' downtown!"

That was my favorite line:7

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Fudgie jiggers!

:hi:

[hickman1937]

62. I get the fudgie part, but what is jigger?

I know a tin fudgie is a fudgie with a motor home, and a wood fudgie is staying in a motel/hotel, etc. My mother had a bookstore north of Traverse City for 15 years. Is jigger a euphemism?

[peace frog]

17. I'm gonna hafta bus' you up...

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Godalmightydamn

[Canadian Socialist]

19. Now, when someone asks me, "Can I ask you a question?"

I ALWAYS answer, "Yes, those pants make you look fat." No particular reason why I do this; just is really funny and takes most people aback. Heeee.
I also try to work "Jumpin' Johosephet" into any conversation.

[Elidor]

20. Great googly-moogly!

That boy couldn't pull a greased string out of a cat's ass! Looks like somebody done hit him upside the head with a FUGLY stick, too! I might just have to open a big 'ol can a whoop-ass on him!

[Canadian Socialist]

22. You need to add, Hardhat

a "big ol' can" to the whoop ass part. Adds a certain panache to the saying.

[Elidor]

27. It does, doesn't it?

Big 'ol.

[Dastard Stepchild]

23. Oh rats!

[Clintmax]

24. Thingamaflitchabobadinger

:rofl:
Used when the name of an object has escaped your memory.

[datasuspect]

25. "i'm up outta here like i stole something"

usually say this to the boss when i call it a day.

[SeanQuinn]

26. Great Scott!

I don't know where I really got it from, but I do utter it in a British accent.

[AVulgarianHue]

28. Golly day!

also..
shit, fire and brimstone

[DemoTex]

31. "Mother of my dog!"

No idea where it came from.

[quiet.american]

33. "For the love of Mike!" n/t

[sundog]

34. fuck

[progmom]

43. yep

that one works for me too.

[sundog]

45. i always like to cut to the chase

saves time :P

[progmom]

46. i skip the chase and cut to the credits

need to see who did the incidental music. :)

[sundog]

47. sweetie, i skip the incidental music credits & get to the dolby/dts logos

so there :P

[AuntieM1957]

36. when someone drives me crazy in traffic, I scream

bite the left cheek of my liberal ass

Is that silly or just rude?

[Canadian Socialist]

40. May I offer a suggestion?

howabout, "my <insert appropriate metaphor here. e.g. flabby, taut, white, black, pockmarked, etc.> cheek of my liberal ass." I find the more colourful the metaphors/similies used, the more potent the saying. :toast:

[Canadian Socialist]

37. Down east

by which I mean the Maritime provinces, my favourite saying from there is, "And there you were, gone." Yes, it makes no sense.

example.
"So, boy, I turns around and there you were, gone." Must say in a Newfie accent. Very hard to reproduce in writing.
Try this:
"Lord tunderin jaysus, buy; I turns 'rund an dere you was... gooone!"

[yellowdogintexas]

39. Where in the Sam Hill did that..... go?

or how in the Sam Hill did that get there.


Holy Moses

Holy Lovin' Mother

Mother of Pearl

you can't get there from here

one of my mom's favorites was "how in the cat hair did you do that?"

hell's bells and panther tracks...from my grandmother to my mother to me

a variation of Adam's house cat: Adam's off ox (which I used to think was actually "aw fox" when I was a kid)


nervous as a cat in a room full of rockin' chairs
few sandwiches shy of a picnic

Oh Good Grief

Bummer

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

58. There's a street called "Sam Hill" in Irving

Who the heck was Sam Hill, anyway?

[displacedtexan]

59. OK. We must be related.

How about, "Well, I'll just sw'an!"

trans. Well, I'll just swear (on it).

[yellowdogintexas]

64. oh that was my Granny's favorite " Well, I sw'an" LOL

well I came to Texas from Kentucky.....

[MN ChimpH8R]

41. "Oh, mice and rats"

useful when one can't swear and cool because Chatsworth Osborne, Junior used to say it on Dobie Gillis (one of my alltime fave shows).

"What an age we live in (Dobe)." Swiped from Maynard G. Krebs, also of Dobie Gillis.

"Oh my stars and garters" (swiped from the Beast in old X-Men comics)

"Great googly-moogly" - a Zappaism
"Great boogity-woogity" - teenage pal's revision of said Zappaism

"Well I'll be dipped in dogshit" when frustrated/surprised, from Fat Freddy in the Freak Brothers

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

42. Oh, Flibberdyjibbits!!

[Changenow]

48. What can you expect from an ass but a kick. n/t

[Pale Blue Dot]

49. "Bite Me"

Or, "Bite me, Dickweed."

It's all the fault of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[gizmonic]

54. Another MST3K gem:

"Why don't you lick me, movie?"

That's another one I enjoy saying.

:D

[gizmonic]

51. "Dammit, Beavis"

Usually uttered to no one in particular. :)

[4_Legs_Good]

52. F*ck me! (in a kinda whispered voice) - (from The Wall)

Which I say (to myself usually) all the time. It's from the "The Wall" movie, just as "Comfortably Numb" is starting. The Roger Rabbit dude says it when he find Geldoff all cut up and screwed up in his room. And then "he's an artist" is always in the back of my mind.

I spent innumeralbe hours creating a "Wall" soundtrack several years ago, so pretty much the entire movie is ingrained in my head. One of my favorite albums of all time, definitely better than the studio release.

david

[ahem]

53. Heavens to Murgatroyd! and the occasional

hatchi-hatchi-hatchi! And it's a rare day that I haven't said, "Oh, hell's bells!" twenty or more times.

[Old_Fart]

55. "Myrna Louise"

I use it very often and it helps.

[Moochy]

56. Heaven's to Murgatroid!!!

Good 'ol Snagglepuss!

[no name no slogan]

57. madahadmanreilciakdhged dalahgrmaadithas

(something that sounds like it could be a curse word in a Slavic tongue, but really isn't).

usually accompanied by strange stares and finger-pointing from anonymous strangers. IOW, nothing new for me. :dunce:

[Democracy White]

60. Jesus Jenny!

Gol dang!

Dee

[trackfan]

61. It's hotter than Hades today

[hickman1937]

63. Shit.

I'm using it to wean myself from fuck.