an open letter to rw bloggers, freepers, and other mixed nuts

[datasuspect]

i would like to extend a nice, hearty FUCK YOU.

please feel free to quote this on your obsession-driven stalker sites.

i have to wonder about people with THAT much time on their hands.

it doesn't really matter. you don't really matter. you want to matter. you want purpose, but between child molestation, george bush-inspired circle jerks, and otherwise just generally being cowards, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.

support a war? go fight in it. send your kids.

i see your type all the time: small people who want to be big; the assistant manager with a uniform who thinks he is a ceo; the small businessman in the small town who thinks he is a mover and shaker; the hypocrite who talks piety, who wears religion on his or her sleeve and who is more fucked up than most crackheads.

how much does SSI pay nowadays? are you guys all shut-ins?

(DU MODS: please let this email address stand-it's my throwaway account):

send me some hate mail. please: [e-mail]

[Arkana]

1. Hmmm...I've always wondered what it would be like to get hate mail.

Maybe I should post my own--assuming this post doesn't get torched. :7

[madeline_con]

8. Hate mail woul be too much fun...

I can't go to Freekerville for long, I tend to gag.

They can't handle anyone who won't join the "jerk". You get banned.

[sendero]

2. Good thing..

... gmail offers 2400 megabytes, you're gonna need it :)

[datasuspect]

4. one of my favorite parts of DU

is the hate mailbag.

i'd like to read some psychotic, poorly written, semi-literate drivel. plus, i rarely get emails.

[Carni]

3. BRAVO!

Where are these assholes?

Are they in Iraq?

Are their kids?

No--most of them are dweeby morons organizing and posting bullshit to freerepublic from within the bowels of their little cubicle somewhere on company time.

I can't wait until each and every one of these miserable little buffoons have their jobs outsourced.

[nankerphelge]

5. Hey!

Don't besmirch neanderthals by lumping them in with rw bloggers and freepers. They're higher on the evolutionary scale. Of course, maybe that's why the rw bloggers and freepers don't believe in evolution...makes them look bad.

[datasuspect]

6. you're right

i changed the title because neanderthals don't deserve that.

[rateyes]

7. Yep! They're even lower than "Lucy." eom

[nankerphelge]

9. The small people who want to be big...

is very perceptive and so very true. Every republican I've ever met has that particular personality flaw... I think in another fifty years it will be a recognized mental disorder and they'll have identified the genetic abnormality that causes it. Maybe that's why they're so afraid of stem cell research as well. They know instinctively that their days are numbered.

[datasuspect]

10. what's so funny

is how transparent that tendency actually is and how incapable they are of even seeing it.

[Redstone]

11. And while you're lurking, don't forget to take this poll:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4322852&mesg_id=4322852

I done made it special just for you.

Redstone

[datasuspect]

12. "before i gotta go to work" kick

[Arkana]

13. ATTENTION MODS: This is my junk mail account. Please let it stay!

OK, freepazoids--if you dare: [e-mail]