Here's a joke

[bumblebee1]

One morning, President Bush is out jogging. As he's coming to a bridge, he trips and falls into a river. Three boys save him before the Secret Service gets to him. To show his appreciation, President Bush asks the boys what they wish for.

The first boy says, "I want to go to Disneyland." President Bush says, "No problem. I'll get Air Force One to fly you there." The second boys then says, "I want a pair of the newest Nike Air Jordans." The President then says, "You'll have them. I'll even get Michael Jordan to sign them." The third boy then replies, "I want a Wheelchair equipped with a television and headphones for a stereo." The President looks at the boy and replies, "You don't look like you need a wheelchair." The third boy then says, "I will when my father finds out that I saved your stupid ass from drowning."

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

1. LOL!

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

2. SNARF!!!

You made me Snarf!!!

You bastard!

[Jamastiene]

3. LOL ROFLMAO

OMG, that was a good one. :rofl:

[fleabert]

4. that's great!

telling it ALL DAY tomorrow!

[NMMNG]

5. I heard that one before, but it's just as funny now

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

6. just on general principle that deserves a nomination

lol :)

[pdx_prog]

7. Funny!

Kick it...
:kick: