How is the sanctity of everyone's marriage today?

[UrbScotty]

Is your mariage protected from those liburlz? If not, be sure to buy Rick Santorum's book.

Lucky me, I'm not married, so those liburlz can't destroy my marriage!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. It may be in jeopardy

I have to entertain my husband's cousins overnight while he goes off to Kansas City. I barely know them!

[KitchenWitch]

2. unsanctified thank you very much!

Just kidding, I know I took my vows seriously!

[WeRQ4U]

3. It has been undermined.........obviously.

Damn gays and gay lovers. I'm getting a divorce.

[motely36]

4. Damn, I guess I have to work harder.

Where did I put my copy of the latest gay agenda?

[terrya]

5. I could get married to my male partner and destroy half the marriages here

So, don't piss me off today. :grr:

[UrbScotty]

8. And you call yourself a MODERATOR!

You naughty liburl!

[SarahB]

6. Non-existent.

I'm divorced. I also enjoy frequent fornication with another divorced person.

Say "yeah" for sinning! :bounce:

[gmoney]

14. Yeah!

Good to know you're enjoying it, too. :evilgrin:

[Shoeempress]

7. My Marriage's Sanctity is in deep trouble, because we don't have

children and I continue to insist upon thinking. If Prick hadn't pointed out our problems, hubby and I would probably stupidly continued that happy marriage facade, fooling everyone including ourselves into thinking we were actually happy. I must leave now cuz, well, I'm thinking and that is bad.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. My marriage is in deep, deep trouble.

Because I won't help Mr. Midlo install a new toilet. Ick. Call a plumber.

[UrbScotty]

13. Like I said to terrya..

How do you get away calling yourself a MODERATOR?

[bertha katzenengel]

10. Mine is pretty damned sanct.

Until jerks like Santorum become aware of it. Then our marriage isn't in danger but sometimes I feel like our lives are.

I think I might read Santorum's book. It's been a while since I was so mad I blew a gasket.

[Richardo]

11. Threatened by the Gay Agenda™, thank you very much!

:hi:

[Initech]

12. Confirmed bachelor - and loving it!

[AlCzervik]

15. My husband of almost 14 years says to me a few days ago......

and he's not really political but he really despises Bush, anyhow he says to me--

"I don't understand gay marriage, why in the name of God is it anyone's business if gay people get married, i thought marriage was suppose to help a stabile society so why do these dumbass politicians complain about it?"

[UrbScotty]

16. Because if marriage is destroyed, so is America!

So says Good Ol' Rick.

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