when people frisk you:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

what do you do? within 2 seconds of meeting you, do you find this a bit intrusive?

[ret5hd]

1. push back suggestively against their rough muscular hands (nt)

[Clovis Sangrail]

2. quietly moan /nt

.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. like when somebody else is going to beat you to 400 posts?

[Clovis Sangrail]

8. heh...

It won't be hard to do.

I've been here since 2002 and I just recently cracked the 350 barrier.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. wew. I thought for sure you had me dusted.

[Wapsie B]

4. Now if it was a person

you found attractive giving you a full body cavity search I'd say that would just about make my day.

:evilgrin:

[no name no slogan]

5. It's been so damn long since i've been frisked

i'm liable to throw stones at 'em.

[Sugar Smack]

6. Put down the stones

and come here and let me frisk you.

:hug:

[no name no slogan]

7. faster than you can say

is that a tuning fork in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? :evilgrin:

how you doing Sugar? :loveya: :*

[xchrom]

10. i say ''thank you.''

[yellowcanine]

11. Wait until they are in the crotch area and then say "Oh, you naughty boy!"

in my best high pitched Benny Hill impression.