I'm almost drunk, let's find ways to piss off old man skinner

[The Straight Story]

What do you want on your tombstone?

Or maybe we could just drag out old pranks and such we did on people when younger and tell some yarns around the light of DU on our monitor. I am easy.

Pull up a chair, get naked, grab some marshmallows, and tell us about yourself or something. Open forum, might as well toss in bashing me while we are it :)

[Chichiri]

1. hey, I'm almost drunk too!

Sweet! What are the odds?

Incidentally, where the hell is the Stephen Baxter book I ordered last week? Huh? Huh? Huh?

[The Straight Story]

7. It's on a fed ex truck, ever notice the arrow on those things?

If you want to get it faster I hear all you need to do is go outside at midnight, naked, and yell to the delivery gods. Let us know how much bail is though.

[Misunderestimator]

2. We could talk about how 10% of the world's population is abnormal.

:shrug:

[The Straight Story]

8. Only 10%????

Shit, I was thinking it was like 49.9%

[LynneSin]

3. We could just all change our sig lines to have 500kb size files in em

that'll show em!

[youngdem]

4. I want to be cremated.

So what else do you want to know?

I live in Mississippi.

[The Straight Story]

5. I was cremated once

it sucked, hard to drink beer like that ya know.

[Chichiri]

6. Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade on my computer screen.

Thanks a lot!

[The Straight Story]

9. Damn, all I have is some bud ice light in the house

Can you spit some my way :)

[youngdem]

10. Now I really feel bad for you.

Bud light ice??? Time to run to the store.

[The Straight Story]

12. I was drunk when I bought it, normally I buy something else

like rum, which I mix with beer (to make BeeRum).

[youngdem]

15. Well now you are sober so what are you going to do?

[The Straight Story]

17. Well I was sober

Now I think I will run naked and jump in the pool. Then fill it with Ice and some Caffrey's Irish ale. Ahhhh now that is the life!

[LeighAnn]

11. Think I'll Join You

"Cheers"

[hickman1937]

13. If you want to piss off Skinner,

do sex threads. I saw a few when I first got here, then BANG, "OK, fun's over." That's when the real fun started. Actually it was about a month later, after everyone stopped licking and chewing, and readjusted.

[The Straight Story]

14. Hmmm any good titles for a sex thread?

How about a du poll - who is kinkier, repugs or dems?
Or - If you could have sex with anyone in the world, other then me of course, who would it be?

Skinner does not have a taser does he? :)

[youngdem]

16. Okay, repugs are definitely kinkier.

why else would they want to repress a persons sexuality?

[The Straight Story]

18. well I dunno

they are kinky to be sure, but the wife and I got em beat. Something liberating about being liberal. See mine and her pics here, then imagine me .... well scrap that, don't imagine :) Maybe this will morph into a post your picture if you are a drunk thread then toss in something more wild. Beer refill time, my bladder alarm is telling me I am dangerously low on vital fluids.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3843868

[youngdem]

21. Bring on that bud light ice

[Dr.Phool]

19. He especially hates chicken threads.

[youngdem]

20. But everybody needs a little KFC

[In_The_Wind]

22. I haven't started drinking yet tonight. I don't want to piss Skinner off!

nope no tomb-stoning for Joan Alpern.

[The empressof all]

23. Locking ----An intervention

Someone's gotta take the keys of this baby away before you hurt yourselves. Good Mods don't let members post drunken threads. :)