George Bush's version of My Favorite Things...

[WCGreen]

Napalm on houses and crisp Iraqi Generals
Smart Bombs and Cluster Bombs and Democrats Flamboozeled
Late Absented ballots that are counted for me
These are the things that make me weak in the knees

Insider trading, pretending I'm praying
Tax cuts rewarding all my friends who've been paying
Make them believe in whatever I say
All of these things make the blues go away

When the Twins drink
When the markets sink
When I'm felling sad
I simply shout out it was all Clintons Fault
and then I don't feeeeeeeeeeeeeel soooooo Bad


A little dity I wrote back in 2003...

Ah memories

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I LIKE it!

I'm singing it in my mind....and it works!

You have some real talent, you know that? Well, you do!

Sheesh....some people...wish I could do cool stuff like that....

:yourock:

[WCGreen]

2. Oh that was during the run up to the war

when I was mainly posting on Bartcop.....

Took a few pills and tried to get to sleep.....

But,,,,,,,

[WCGreen]

3. Oh that was during the run up to the war

when I was mainly posting on Bartcop.....

Took a few pills and tried to get to sleep.....

But,,,,,,,

[Wetzelbill]

4. nicely said

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. I would suggest one slight lyrical change

how about "Tax cuts for rich friends who haven't been paying"??

Since the rich have so many loopholes and shelters as it is that they are paying less tax than you or I. And STILL getting a tax "cut".

Other than that it's great :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

6. Why thank you anticoup2k4.....

I will take that suggestion into consideration....

Feel free to add anything you would like....

Remember, to think like Julie Andrews.....

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. Julie Andrews really isn't my thing, but whatever works for you

Actually, my favorite reinterpretation of "My Favorite Things has to be "Jingle Hells Bells" by Bob Rivers.

Just imagine Ac/Dc (with Bon Scott) singing the song....

Loud Guns N Roses with Axl Rose spittin’
Ozzy’s black eyes and the bats that he’s bitten
Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string
These are a few of my favorite things

Ho Ho Ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub
Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub
Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin’s so pale

Girls in black leather
With tight little tushes
Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes
Silver stretch limos that come when I ring
These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin’s.....

Jingle Hell’s Bells

HO HO HO

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=J

[WCGreen]

10. Now thats''''

a keeper

[NMMNG]

7. Nice lyrics

Here's a band to help you out with the music

[WCGreen]

8. That band rocks.....