I'm thinking of never trying any new food again

[HEyHEY]

Here's why; Recently I began eating green onions on my baked potatoes. For years I ate butter and salt on them. Then I discovered pepper. Now, here I am at the cabin, with just butter, salt and pepper. No green onions. Had I never started with them, I'd be thinking I was enjoying the potato at its full potential. But because I have no green onions.. that's not gonna happen.
Could you IMAGINE if I had no pepper on top of that? Fuck, I don't wanna know.
So I figure if I begin not trying new foods, and maintain very basic condement standards, there WILL be less dissapointment in my life.


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[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Makes sense to me

I have to have butter, cheese, and bacon bits on mine. No bacon bits? No tater!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. I cried because I had no green onions

Then I met a man who had no feet.

Fucker didn't have any green onions either.

(I think that's an old Irish saying. Maybe it's Norwegian. Or Dutch.)

[WCGreen]

3. It's a good thing you didn't think of Italian

Cause you would probably be lost at the cabin.....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Yeah or this ..........

[HEyHEY]

8. Oddly, I have all the ingredients for that...just no green onions

;-)

[WCGreen]

12. You know, I just got Crazy Guggenheim....

that character came on the Jackie Gleason show around the time the Guggenheim Museum opened....

I wonder if there is a connection.....




:silly: :crazy:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. There just could be. Hmmmm .........

[WCGreen]

15. Dude,,,,,

That is so awsome that you took his name....

He was always such a favorite of mine when I was a wee laddy...

Me da use to call me,,,, Hey kid Crazy Guggenheim is on....

Ah the sweet memories.......;(

[HEyHEY]

7. Oh, too late

I was thinking pesto...but all I have is that shit packaged dried basil..not fresh basil...so now my pesto will suck too.... a fuck no parmesean eitehr

[WCGreen]

16. Stay in the city......

The cabin has no food......

At least that what it sounds like to me....

[HEyHEY]

17. I came here cause I have no food in the city

Fucking poverty. I knew there'd be potatoes and some other things here... plus booze. So seeing as how I had $13 to my name I figured may as well spend it on gas.

[WCGreen]

18. As long as there is booze and a computer......

Nothing is beyond the realm of possibility

[tigereye]

4. this is great!

this is why I love DU. How else would I even know about the details of your food preferences, HH? :)

"Then I discovered pepper." :rofl: that is just very funny!

[HEyHEY]

11. The thing is, as a child....

I always saw any of my Dad's food choices as gross and he put pepper on EVERYTHING... so to me pepper was always gross, only started with it about three years ago.

Hey, I didn't even try sandwiches till I was 19

[ahem]

20. Okay, that sandwich thing is just weird!

How can you make it to 19 without a sammy?

[HEyHEY]

21. Cause when I was a kid all the other kids had sandwiches for lunch right

So, they all ate with their mouths open...it grossed me out.. all through school until high school I never ate lunch because of it.

[ahem]

27. You poor thing! I feel like making you a grilled cheese, or a pressed

panini, or a PB&J just to make up for all those years. :)

[HEyHEY]

29. Actually the whole time grilled cheese was the only one I could eat

I loved em.. and still do

[BikeWriter]

30. Good, ; because grilled cheese would be manna from Heaven, if...

there were a Heaven.

[BikeWriter]

28. Dayum, I'd have complained to someone...

You missed out on some bitch'n sammiches! :-(

[tigereye]

22. hmmm

my son doesn't really like sandwiches... except open face PB and J.

Fresh ground pepper is awesome.

[HEyHEY]

25. Yeah, Fath always had his own "fresh ground " shaker

To this day I still look upon it as his.. because he was the only one who ever used it.

[BikeWriter]

32. Mmm, fresh ground pepper is the best!

[ahem]

6. Butter, salt, pepper, green onions, yum! But it's not a baked tater ...

without the sour cream for me!

[BikeWriter]

9. Aw hell, Pard. Butter, salt, pepper, and green onions...

is my minimum! Mmm, add sour cream and crumbled bacon... Delightful! :-)

[Not_Giving_Up]

10. Gotta have bacon!

:hi:

Did you see? The BP by ME decided to burn for two days!

[BikeWriter]

14. Hey. Pard. I'm in total agreement on the bacon. If we add...

cream cheese we'll really mess up our Friend.

[Not_Giving_Up]

19. I can't do sour cream or cream cheese

Something about white mushy foods. No sour cream, no mayo, no cream cheese, no cool whip.

[BikeWriter]

23. Hmm, I like the first three on potatoes, including Ranch Dressing. :-)

[Not_Giving_Up]

24. When I eat salads, I eat them without dressing

I just can't stand any of them.

[HEyHEY]

26. Spinach is AWESOME on its own

[BikeWriter]

33. Damned right, and I love fish filet baked on a bed of fresh spinach.

[BikeWriter]

31. Too each his own then. I do have one quirk about foods...

I won't eat anything as long as it's trying to eat me. Once I kill it dead, it's munchies.