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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:36 AM
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I had my first breathalyzer test tonight.
Roadblock. "Had any alcohol?" I said yes and they said pull the car over. I pulled over and they came over and asked me how much I had. I said two beers. They then produced a portable breathalyzer and said blow into this. The town where I live is a police state. I passed the test with an outstanding .01 blood alcohol level. They thanked me for my honesty and said I could go.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:38 AM
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1. And to think
you didn't even study! Well done.
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:41 AM
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3. I think they were disappointed that I didn't fail.
oh well, better luck next time.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:44 AM
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5. you definitely don't want to go there
my sister-in-law was "invited" to jail after she, my brother, and I consumed about 10 pitchers of margaritas one afternoon - hey, we were thristy! - and it cost them a bundle. Plus she had her license suspended.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:39 AM
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2. No gitmo for you? Consider yourself lucky!
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:42 AM
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4. They don't do Gitmo up here
I'm pretty sure its just some sort of roadside execution.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 06:41 AM
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6. lOL!! Maybe so.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 06:49 AM
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7. Good thing it was an open book test.
I'm glad you made it home well enough to post.


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