Ok, so now we know Bush is scared of combat, women and horses, what else?.

[Wetzelbill]

I'd say success, but I don't think he fears that, he's just isn't good at anything. This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee. He doesn't know much, doesn't want to know too much, he just wants everybody to think he got where he is all by himself.

So what else is Chicken George scared of?

[ahem]

1. Pretzels?

[Zinfandel]

2. The truth!

[u4ic]

3. His shadow n/t

[Robeson]

4. Us.

[Technowitch]

5. Anybody who disagrees with him

Anybody who wants to hold him accountable for anything

Anybody willing to tell him the truth

Oh, and reality.

[MrScorpio]

6. Simple questions

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2646755?htv=12

[Zinfandel]

7. Work!

[Zinfandel]

8. An empty bottle!

[LeftyMom]

9. The hellbeast that spawned him. nt

[Zinfandel]

10. Bigger dicks...Cheney!

Ugh!

[Zinfandel]

11. Dry wells in Iraq!

[Zinfandel]

12. Poor people & Guillotines!

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

13. Horses? Did I miss something? this oughtta be good.

I already knew he was 'all hat and no cattle' as the Texas saying goes but afraid of horses...LOL..that's classic. Also, he should be afraid of anything like bikes or what do you call those thingies he fell off of...the scooter like thing.

[Wetzelbill]

14. yeah he doesn't own a horse

that's why you never see any on his fake ranch. He's scared of them. He won't get on one. If that isn't the biggest sissy thing I ever heard. I have no problem if somebody is scared to ride a horse, but it makes you a sissy if you spend all your time acting like a tough guy and a cowboy but you're too big of a wimp to even have a horse.

[SOteric]

15. Sobriety.

[leftofthedial]

16. Condi's strap-on

scares the bejeezis out of the little bushturd

[Robeson]

19. I don't know....

...I'll bet he loves it.

[BlueIris]

17. Death.

Any of you read about the history of the family with regard to death and grief? It's not pretty. Nobody in that family is allowed to mourn. It's like a foreign concept to them.

[NMMNG]

18. Standing on his own two feet

If he didn't have to feed him instructions and answers to questions he'd be nothing but a babbling chimp.

[Sugar Smack]

20. Mothers.

Mothers make his heart palpitate something fierce.

[Wetzelbill]

21. nicely done

[Sugar Smack]

22. Thank you. Can you imagine taking a helicopter

to avoid a mother? That just knocks me out. A little sad mother, just sitting there, pissed, and with a few friends supporting her. Scary fucking sonless mothers.

[BlueIris]

23. Holy shit--DID he? That is INSANE.

What a goddamn shameless wimp. Our president is a kid. Jesus H. Christ.

[Wetzelbill]

24. I didn't know that either

what a chickenshit. That man is a flat out coward.

[Sugar Smack]

26. You'll see the pictures if you go to GD.

They're being sent from Crawford. A bunch of relatively harmless people just asking for the chance to speak with dimson. Hippies. Mothers. Sweet people. The 4 basics as staples. Patio furniture. And a helicopter to protect our fearless leader from the results of this setup.

[Sugar Smack]

25. Yeah- one Cindy Sheehan sitting on patio furniture outside

the ranch. She has some water, some food, and some friends, and a picture of her dead son. Apparently our fearless leader embarked on a helicopter mission to take him over the heads of those pissed women and was told later he'd look better if he drove past them. Y'know, on ground-level. I can tell you're just as proud as me of this fine behavior.

[terrya]

28. Good one!

:-)

[fishnfla]

32. Well I'm afraid of that bitch Barbara too

I hear she's a real piece of bitchiness

[no_hypocrisy]

27. Wait, I'll make a list:

1. Truth
2. Honor
3. Responsibility
4. The teachings of Jesus
5. Respectability
6. Independence
7. Hard work
8. Critical thinking
9. Curiosity
10. Liberal arts and academia
11. English
12. Barbara Bush's rages
13. The paternal superiority of George H.W. Bush and Prescott Bush
14. The fraternal superiority (not by much) of Jeb Bush
15. His daughters

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. His shadow; not having drugs; anyone who isn't in his inner circle; truth;

people of integrity.

The Constitution.
Laws, both domestic and international.

Brush.

His mother.

[ashling]

30. Americans

Any citizen of the United States of America (in particular voting citizens) who have a mind and are capable of expressing a coherent thought.

[gmoney]

31. But he fears no bicycle!

Never met a bike he couldn't fall off of!

[lpbk2713]

33. The whole Raygun family.

Of course they have no use for him either. They know what a spineless dickwad he is.


:popcorn:

[Dastard Stepchild]

34. Colluge?

Childrens with edjukations?

I don't know... I'm trying to read his mind, but it's coming out all muddled. :)