I just drank a whole bottle of cheap Champagne, ask me anything

[sasquatch]

:silly:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Hiccups?

[sasquatch]

3. Nope, just a little drunk

[WCGreen]

2. Keep the bucket handy

[sasquatch]

4. What bucket?

[WCGreen]

16. The champagne Buckett

[Droopy]

5. Man if you're going to get toasted

you might as well do it on some high quality shit. I recommend Pabst.

[sasquatch]

6. I'm not a wine drinker, it's just that someone left it at the house

[Droopy]

13. Pabst Blue Ribbon is an all-American high quality bier

And it's cheap, too. ;)

[sasquatch]

14. Cheap is all Pabst Blue Ribbon is

[HEyHEY]

7. Drink water...eat a BLT, take some aspirin

[sasquatch]

10. I drank it with dinner and took some Tylenol PM, does that count

[Reciprocity]

8. What brand was it?

[sasquatch]

9. Cook's California Champagne

[Reciprocity]

12. Yeah that is a little sweet for me.

[New Earth]

11. are you drunker than me?

[sasquatch]

15. I doubt it, I have a high resistance to alcohol

[mark11727]

17. How many fingers am I holding up...?

How many NOW...?

[Reciprocity]

18. eleven?

[Reciprocity]

19. Bar jokes.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The bartender says, “Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willie?” The pirate replies, “Aye! It’s driving me nuts!”

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"

A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

[VolcanoJen]

20. I think I'll use the penguin one.

:-)