I just drank a botttle of Wild Irish Rose and am singing

[Hardrada]

selections from Gilbert and Sullivan on the back deck.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Are you singing loud?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[ahem]

2. I am the very model of a modern Major-General,

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

[Hardrada]

4. The shqaure of the hypotenooshe

Hic!!

And I never swear a big big D!
What never
No nevah!
Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For the gallant captain of the Pinafore!

[ahem]

9. Oh, I bet you'd be really fun to hang out with tonight.

Now, all aboard the H.M.S. Pinafore!

:7

[Reciprocity]

3. I always sing songs from paint your wagon.

Gotta dream boy
Gotta song
Paint your wagon
And come along

Where am I goin'?
I don't know
Where am I headin'?
I ain't certain
All I know
Is I am on my way

When will I be there?
I don't know
When will I get there?
I ain't certain
All that I know
Is I am on my way

Gotta dream boy
Gotta song
Paint your wagon
And come along

[WCGreen]

7. I sang Mariah to audition to deliver singing telegrams

I got the job cause I cracked the gal doing the interviews up

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Bang the cowbell!

[Hardrada]

6. Yah

You betcha!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. More cowbell!!