this place is full of gay men today

[sundog]

just sayin :P

[terrya]

1. Yes...there certainly are.

I noticed that, too. :-)

[sundog]

2. not me of course, just everyone else

:P

[terrya]

5. Oh, well, of course not.

:-)

[bridgit]

3. all right...

[sundog]

9. thanks for your support

i knew i could count on bridgit :7

[bridgit]

13. if you're ever in sacto drop me a pm...

http://www.faces.net/promo.construction.asp we'll have a drinky-poo :hi:

[arwalden]

4. Oh My Gay Stars!!

[sundog]

7. it's full of manly manliness

is it getting warm in here :blush:

[terrya]

10. I can see that one is missing. Paging Ronny....

[jpgray]

6. As the straight guy in this bath house, I shall hand out terry cloth robes

:hide:
:P

[sundog]

11. towel boy!

that could prove a dangerous job for a straight guy... you might want to rethink that :P

[jpgray]

19. Having worked catering for many a wedding full of horny bridesmaids

I am quite capable of fending off unwanted advances, thankyerverymuch. :P

[sundog]

53. it must have been really hard on you... all those unwanted advances

i'm so sorry jp

:grouphug:

[terrya]

20. (walks into wall) "Damn, poorly lit bath houses"

But that...unique aroma....

[sundog]

25. Praise poorly lit bath houses

:P

[terrya]

29. And sometimes....

those ajar doors could have...a nice surprise! :-)

Or...a scary surprise! :scared:

[sundog]

40. life is like a glory hole... you never know what you're gonna get

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

8. It must be National Stay in the House and Post on DU if You're Gay Day

Didn't Ronnie Raygun sign that puppy?

If he did, it would have been the only thing he ever did for gays

[sundog]

18. or stay at work & post if you're gay

in my case :7

[Blue-Jay]

12. It's Raining Men!

[jpgray]

14. Too bad your tastes run more toward anthropomorphic squirrels

I figure it's your archaeological bent.

[arwalden]

16. Leave Those Umbrellas At HOME!

[sundog]

21. that's so gay

:P

[no name no slogan]

15. lucky stiffs

:7

[6000eliot]

17. And we need MORE!

:hi:

[Placebo]

22. i am a flaming queen

not really :P

[sundog]

24. we know

:P

:rofl:

[AussieDave]

23. And today is different to most other days ???

Every day in the Lounge is FABULOUS.........

[sundog]

26. today is a special day

just cause i said so :7

[AussieDave]

27. No argument from me

I'm MORE than happy to be in a room full of gay men (and straight men, if just for the "*sigh*, if only" factor......)

[nytemare]

28. Oh my goodness gracious!! Gay men?? What is the world coming to??

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

30. Nu-uh - There are NO gay people in the lounge. Who are you

trying to kid?

[terrya]

31. Ok...we're heterosexually challenged.

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

32. Now you're challenging heterosexuals - that's a bit mean, don't you

think :crazy:

[terrya]

33. We can be...catty....

I'd have to alert myself if I used a different word.

Sometimes, it's tough being good. :-)

[Blue-Jay]

34. Terry is bitchy today.

There. I said it for you.

[JimmyJazz]

35. ALERT! ALERT!

Just because I'm feeling a little catty today, too :P

[terrya]

36. Thanks!

One more month.

[sundog]

51. hahahaha

:rofl:

[sundog]

39. i'm exaggerating for the pure purpose of destroying

the sanctity of marriage... and it's working!

3 divorces were filed and spouses converted during the span of this thread :P

[JimmyJazz]

43. So when a marriage is destroyed and people split up, that gives

y'all TWO houses to decorate, not just one -- that's your secret plan isn't it? To add revenue to the interior design business :crazy:































Don't mind me -- it's been a LONG, LONG weekend :D

[sundog]

52. because we're all interior designers

you're right! :bounce:

:rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

37. we are everywhere.

:hi:

[sundog]

41. not you too!!!

:wow:

:P

[lumberingbear]

38. Some guy in the hallway said I'm suspose to be in here in the lounge..

???? What does he mean?

[sundog]

46. there was an emergency

it's over now :P

[Clintmax]

42. Well, I guess I need to be counted as well!

*stands and raises hand*

[sundog]

47. hey ya clint :)

:hi:

[Clintmax]

49. Heya, Sun!

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. Where? Where?

:hide: ;) :hi:

[sundog]

48. somewhere... but not here... somewhere though

:7

[ScreamingMeemie]

69. I'll keep my eyes peeled.

:bounce: :hi:

[WhollyHeretic]

45. Are you trying to recruit people?

The republicans were right! :wow:





:P

[sundog]

50. yes it's my job n/t

:7

[no name no slogan]

55. so, you get the toaster oven yet?

my ex-wife turned one boyfriend and one ex-fiance before we got married. i guess i put up a good fight, tho, because i'm straight.

maybe that's why she filed for divorce-- she knew i wasn't going to be the one to get her the toaster oven? :silly:

[sundog]

59. the guys don't get toaster ovens... MisU is in charge of that...

she'll answer any questions you have :P

[WhollyHeretic]

56. Did you have formal training for that? Good benefits?

[AussieDave]

54. All we need is a mirrored ball

and we'll have a disco !!!

Now if I can only find my powder-blue suit and burgundy platform shoes.....

[Redstone]

57. It IS?! Agh! Agh! The freepers were right, the place is full of

THEM! Agh! Oh no, I'd better run away, or they'll try to TURN ME! Or worse, they'll GET MARRIED to each other, and then Mrs R. will just up and DIVORCE ME, because, you know, the freepers, they told me that if THEY can marry each other, it'll INSTANTANEOUSLY nullify my ENTIRE fifteen years of marriage with Mrs R., I don't know EXACTLY how that's supposed to work, but the freepers told me that my marriage would be WORTHLESS because THEY would be able to have one too, if they manage to put through their AGENDA, I still can't figure out how it's supposed to work, but I don't suppose it'll matter anyway if they TURN ME, you know how they can do that, Agh! Agh!

Redstone

[sundog]

60. too late. resistance in futile.

:P

[AussieDave]

62. Don't worry, Redstone

the de-programmers are on their way to de-gay you, just in case you caught any gay germs while you were here........

[Redstone]

64. Agh! Agh! Do you think I could REALLY have caught it

through my keyboard? the freepers are right; you guys are REALLY clever in the ways youpromote your AGENDA! I think I really need those de-programmers now; all of a sudden I don't feel like watching football games in my Jockey shorts, scratching my yockers and belching Budweiser! Agh! Agh!

Redstone

[AussieDave]

67. But of course, dear boy

gays have such power and influence they have the ability to alter the outcomes of many things - take elections for example ("ELECTIONS" - I said "ELECTIONS" - FOCUS !!!) last year millions of people were so terrified of becoming gay that they beseeched the patron saint of Godliness and Good (St. George of Crawford) to save them. And he did. They're not gay, are they ??

Now put your yockers back in your Jockey shorts and get another Bud - and one for me.

[Redstone]

68. No, St George of Crawford's acolytes are DEFINITELY

not gay. In fact, I haven't seen may of them lately who seem even remotely happy.

I'll bring you a Bud (I'll even buy it) any time, if for no other reason than your coining of the phrase "Saint George of Crawford." Really. I think that is a clever enough term that it should be common usage. Don't know about anyone else, but I am going to use it whenever the opportunity arises. It's GUARANTEED to piss off rightwingers, yes?

Redstone

[AussieDave]

70. The phrase is yours, mate

use it wherever appropriate - and I'll enjoy the Bud, too !!

[Redstone]

71. Deal.

Redstone

[ldf]

58. (enters running) gasp, pant. WHEW!

i'm so sorry i'm late! did i miss anything?

WHERE'S MY TOWEL, towelboy?

so, let's make sundog an "HONORARY" gay for the day! don't worry sundog, no "initiation rituals" or "hazing" is involved.

:-)

[sundog]

61. no hazing?

that sux :P

[AussieDave]

63. Thank you for the pun........

[progmom]

65. isn't it a wonderful thing?

:)

[sundog]

66. it would be more wonderful...

if they were all here with me :7