The girl that i marry will have to be

[trof]

As soft and as pink as a nursery.
The girl I call my own
Will wear satins and laces and smell of cologne.

Her nails will be polished and, in her hair,
She'll wear a gardenia and I'll be there
`stead of flittin', I'll be sittin'
Next to her and she'll purr like a kitten

A doll I can carry,
The girl that I marry must be.

That's what Irving said.
;-)

[latebloomer]

1. OY!!

Scuse me while I

:puke:

[no name no slogan]

2. mine has to be heterosexual

and not emotionally abusive. that would about do it.