I'm considering leaving my husband and starting a mink farm and gun store

[Rabrrrrrr]

What do you think?

[JimmyJazz]

1. I think an art gallery featuring the work of Thomas Kincaide would

be more fitting to your personality. I'm just sayin' is all :shrug:

[jobycom]

3. He can play Whitney Houston music in the background while serving

Starbucks coffee, too.

(Sorry, tried to work Tom Cruise into it, but couldn't.)

[JimmyJazz]

13. He could have a rack with scientology pamphlets!

It's just a thought. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Yes! And a Christian Science reading room!

[GOPisEvil]

2. I'd sell beer, too.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Well, if I'm gonna sell beer, then I'm adding a shooting range, too!

Might as well have something to do while drinking beer.

[GOPisEvil]

7. You can use the empties as targets.

:thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Brilliant!

[Union Thug]

4. I don't know about your romantic life...but..

I've been considering getting my FFL for just such a plan (gun store, that is. Not the mink farm).

I'm sick of having to go into Bush loving gun stores to buy ammo. We need a liberal owned gun shop! I support your gun store! Minks...well, they smell. But so do I so I guess I should just keep quiet!

=)

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Actually, yes, it would be nice to have more liberal gun stores

My friend owns a gun store, and, god bless him, I love the guy, but he thinks Rush is the biggest truth speaker since Jesus himself. My friend is also Catholic, married a woman who had a child out of wedlock, they had pre-marital sex, and he enjoys strip clubs post-marriage.

But he believes FIRMLY in "Christian family values, unlike the damn liberals who want to bring sin and debauchery into our schools".

I don't understand him at all some times.

I am one of the rare (though, I think, we're not really all that rare) liberal "gun nuts" who loves to hunt and shoot. And yes it would be nice to have a store to go to in which it wasn't assumed I was a racist, bigoted, uneducated, NASCAR-lovin' Shrub-supportin' piece of shit.

[Union Thug]

15. You're not alone...

There are a lot of gun owners in the Democratic party. The 'thing' about liberals is that we have a diverse range of opinions...not a single group-think mentality like much of the Right. It's both a strength and a weakness, I suppose...depending on the situation.

[papau]

16. You are not alone - there are many liberals with guns at DU

Indeed many have a hunting for food family history.

But do you really need the mink "farm"? Assuming memory serves me well tonight, I can recall nothing good of the mink farms I once visited.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. So I can harvest them for their fur, and throw away their meat

I think wearing fur coats is funny, and is a RIGHT that the upper classes should continue to enjoy.

[papau]

21. mink stew - yummy -- much tastier than rat roast -but it is hard to make

shoes out of rat/mink skin

I'm afraid the only use of the skin is for the rich that like the fur and who will pay someone to sew little patches together. I rather like the idea of the rich wearing patch quilt rat/mink -

:-)

Besides the sewing could provide home jobs with piecework wages - another Bush new economy job - heck 2 new jobs if the person sells the stuff on EBAY.

:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Yes - it's time to bring back piecework wages!

People should get paid for what they produce, and not get paid for time spent in the bathroom or the lunchroom or at the water fountain.

And I think that sewing mink patches would be perfect work for children, with their smaller hands. And, with Shrubbie's new "No Child Able To Go Forward" education program, there should be a lot of children available to do some work, instead of being parasites on society.

[WCGreen]

5. I think that would be a cool thing.....

My dad bought into a Mink "Farm" back in the 60's which pretty much tells you why my mom divorced him....

It was in some guy named Wendell's basement in the middle of a city....

Some of the critters got out and all hell broke loose in the hood that night....

[madeline_con]

8. Throw in live bait, and it'll be a hit.

:woohoo:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. How about a live bait shoot?!

That would be fucking awesome!!

A big tub of chubs and minnows, and all you can shoot for $10!!

[papau]

17. It is Legal in Vermont - so why not! :-)

:-)

[Inland]

18. Synergy. nt

[KittyWampus]

9. you're obviously a very complex person.

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Yes, I am indeed!

A very complex man indeed.

[Olney Blue]

19. Funny, there was another post about a man

considering leaving his wife and starting a mink coat store and gun pawn shop!

[swag]

24. I think your gun store needs an upholsterer adjunct.

Guns and upholstery is a combination that works well in business.

The minks can get by on their own.

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Perhaps we can figure out a way to upholster rifles into couch arms

and pistols into recliner arms...

[Misunderestimator]

25. You probably ought to add some veal cages and some sex slaves too

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Good idea! Absolutely must be raising veal as well. I'm sure there will

be some extra spaces in the backroom somewhere, that will be just the right size for a veal cage. Why waste the space? I gotta leverage every cubic foot I have.

[leftylady]

26. I used to have to walk by a mink farm on my way home

from school in Salt Lake City, It was pretty awful. Lots of guard dogs. And cage after cage of mink.

I don't think you want to go there.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Oh, I *DO* want to go there! Rich people have a DIVINE RIGHT to wear fur,

and I'm willing to provide it to them.

[leftylady]

32. One time the mink got loose

There was a fire I think. My neighbors ended up with a mink in their window well. They are the most beautiful animals.

Have you heard of the new thing. Its fashionable to get stuff made of lamb fur - a special kind of real curly coated lamb. They kill the lams within days of birth - or kill the ewe and take the foetus of the lamb.

I just don't get that kind of stuff. Cotton is just fine and washes a whole lot better.

[LisaL]

29. You go, girl.

:silly:

[peekaloo]

31. Go chinchilla. That way you have your fur AND a tasty dining experience.

:9