What are your favorite nicknames for Bush?

[cliss]

Here are some of my favorites**:

**note: I didn't come up with these. I just read them on some very funny threads. They're the handiwork of some very talented DU:ers. Lifts up beer glass: cheers to creativity!

Hillbilly Hitler

Crawford Caligula

Chimpy McCokespoon

Silverspoon Sociopath

Einstein (that's mine)

[Fenris]

1. Commander Cuckoobananas.

[m_welby]

33. 2nd'd n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. peckerhead...

and craphead.

Peckerhead is thanks to Andy Stephenson's mother. :D

[Cobalt Violet]

3. I'm partial to Pretzeldent.

[Bucky]

4. The nazi thing works against us. I kinda like "Einstein"

But the whole name calling thing is just so 6th grade, it mostly drags the opposition down to the freeper's level, makes Bush seem sympathetic. I say, just call him "Bush." That's become enough of an epithet.

[Dude_CalmDown]

5. Fucktard.

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=2Gvdlubse

[Arkana]

6. Hmmm...

Chimpy, Chimperor, Dumbya, Caligupretzel, Commander Bunnypants, *, **, Dimson, Spawn of Satan, Assclown, Chimpy McCokespoon (thanks to DU's Top Ten), Smirky McChimpster (see previous)...there are endless monikers for the Idiot-in-Chief.

[cliss]

12. LOL!

That was quite an array. You get the Gold Medal for the most names:smoke:

[Dude_CalmDown]

7. Asshat

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=5Bttibu

[WCGreen]

8. Numb Nuts.....

[alarcojon]

9. His Chimperial Highness

[Eugene]

10. Emperor Shrub

Sometimes also Little Boots.

[Floogeldy]

11. Fuckface!

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[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Dumbyass

[Bullwinkle925]

14. Asswipe

[MN ChimpH8R]

15. Where to begin?

Chimpy, Chimperor, His Chimperial Majesty, DimSon, Napoleon Bonehead, Chimpoleon, Pretzeldent, The Idiot Son of an Asshole, Shrub, Dumbass, pResident Sociopath, the AntiChrist, Spawn of the Devil and the ever-popular Shithead.

Just thought of a new one from an old Psuychedelic Furs album:
pResident Gas.

[speedoo]

17. My two current faves:

Crawford Coward and CowardinChief.

[cliss]

26. LOL! Too funny.

My favorite: Napoleon Bonehead. That one's the best.

[KatyaR]

16. Dim Son is my favorite . . . .

nt

[Child_Of_Isis]

18. Shrub-0 n/t

[BillZBubb]

19. Busholini and Chimperor.

[baldguy]

20. Convict

I can dream, can't I?

[NMMNG]

21. Chimpy, Commander Cuckoobananas, Dumbya,

Der Fuhrer Bush, Lying Sack of Bush, etc.

[lpbk2713]

22. Shit-for-Brains is my favorite.

[AtomicKitten]

23. Oh there are many.

Generalissimo W. Bunnypants
Dim Son
Tex-Mess
Precious Leader
dumbass
Gump

[datasuspect]

24. cockholster

[etch a sketch prez]

25. From Garrison Keillor's new book Homegrown Democrat:

The etch-a-sketch president with a voice like a dialtone, who for four years has looked like he was just about to say something smart, no introspection going on here, no curiosity about the rest of the world, a dull and rigid man whose philosophy is a mass of badly sutured body parts trying to walk.

[Initech]

27. President Chimp and Commander Cuckoobananas

[liberaltrucker]

28. Plain and simple

Rove Cocksucker(with all due respect to GLBT DUers).

[warrens]

29. Giggling Murderer, PUNK, Lord Bunnypants, Ted Bundy's Doppleganger

[Spider Jerusalem]

30. I call him 'the Fuckwit in Chief'. (n/t)

[blue sky at night]

32. For now I am calling him........

the "Vacationer-In-Chief", guess is the most "Vacationingist" President we have ever had, so I can keep it up once he returns to the "hard work" he does in Washington.

[texanwitch]

31. Little Boots