If this doesn't creep you out . . .

[Floogeldy]

. . . I wonder what will.



:scared:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. HA! My ari dog comes home to roost again!

Too cool.

[datasuspect]

2. it'll take more than that . . .

got anything else?

[Floogeldy]

5. Um . . . . Okay.

How about this?

[datasuspect]

6. better

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. oof

:rofl:

[Bucky]

11. OUCH! Talk about keeping your nose to the grindstone!

This redefines the phrase "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."

[Kurovski]

15. One usually has to pay to see that sort of action on the internet.

[achtung_circus]

3. I have him at work

posted in a huge montage of animal photos, mostly investigation photos. People look at the montage, see this guy and hurl.

[hippiechick]

4. I think I had a blind date with him ...

... a couple months ago ...

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[MuseRider]

8. That is the BEST

the all time BEST! WannaJumpMyScooter just horrified everyone I know because I made sure they all saw it. I stuck that picture inside the music of one of the trumpet players in the symphony so that when he turned the pages during the concert that would be facing him. His reaction was every bit what I wanted.

Thanks WJMS! Thanks Floogeldy for reminding me of that little horror shot.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Oh, that's mean... just plain mean

But, as a pro, I am sure he did not flub a note, right?

[MuseRider]

12. No he did not!

We do that kind of stuff pretty often actually but that was one heinous surprise! Especially because I think it was during our Christmas Pops concert, the mood was decidedly different than that picture.

Hey, how are you doing? We sure could use you back here but I am guessing this is the last place you would move back to. :hi:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. No, I don't think that is in the cards for this lifetime

Sorry.

[swag]

9. . . . maybe Jocelyn will

from "Helpful Plastic Surgery Tips:"

Plastic surgery works best when not a manifestation of inner turmoil and despair.

When confronted with your husband and a young woman having sex, consider plastic surgery to be an option. However, divorce and Second Degree Homicide under Mental Duress are also viable options worth considering, especially when plastic surgery may fail to win your philandering husband back.

Putting $50,000 into your kitchen leads to a better kitchen. Putting $50,000 into your face does not necessarily lead to a better face. This is because your face is not a kitchen.

To judge the success of your plastic surgery, stand outside. If people try to chase you off of a cliff with pitchforks, consider finding another plastic surgeon and getting a second opinion.

. . . more
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000195.html

[MN ChimpH8R]

13. AAAGH!

Jumping Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ on a Ham Sandwich. GET IT AWAY!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!

:puke: :puke::yoiks:

[Kurovski]

16. Isn't there a man who had plastic surgery

to make himself look like a lion?

In reality, I mean.

[Floogeldy]

17. Yes, there is. His name is Leopold. Here is his latest pic.

Thank you for caring.



Ha ha! Fooled you. ;)

[Kurovski]

21. Yeah, you did.

[Dukkha]

18. how about Catman

The guy who surgically altered himself to look like a cat

[Kurovski]

20. Yeah, that's the guy.

[mondo joe]

19. Ha! I was a reg on the board where that image was first posted - the guy

in the pic was another reg.

I never expected to see it again. But I'm glad I did. :-)