I am a man with simple needs...this is my dream woman...

[Tom Kitten]

as you might surmise, sometimes fulfilling a simple need is a more complex problem than you might think ...

[wtmusic]

1. Hmm, seven fingers, no toes

and no nose...you'll never need to take a shower!

[Tom Kitten]

3. actually she's wearing ballet slippers

She loves to dance!

[tjdee]

2. Oh my god I have that skirt!

Woo hoo!

[Tom Kitten]

4. You do?

hmmm...I like women with good taste... :P

[tjdee]

6. Yup, it's brown with pink dots!

On second thought, it's got a few more dots. It looked so very Parisian, which is why I bought it....but it seemed kind of not, later...um, it's got dots.

:blush:

[Tom Kitten]

10. well I happen to like dots

used within the proper bounds of harmony of course...and brown and pink is a very underrated color combination!

[tjdee]

12. Well, a guy with good fashion sense is always appreciated.

:toast:

Very nice indeed!

It seems tonight I have a problem with exclamation points!

[Poiuyt]

16. It looks like she's wearing a slice of pepperoni pizza

[Tom Kitten]

20. Actually it's Canadian Bacon...

sans pineapple...she's sweet enough!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Hmmm....I don't know, my dear Tom Kitten....

Methinks that you'd do better with the lady in your sig pic!

Hope you're well and happy tonight!

:pals: :hi:

[Tom Kitten]

7. I am well and happy tonight!

I spent the day in the Columbia Gorge and had a wonderful time!
:pals:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. That is such a beautiful place!

I did part of my childhood growing up in Richland which is of course right across the Columbia River...

I do remember the Columbia Gorge...wonderful...


:yourock:

[Tom Kitten]

14. oh Peggy...

I'm so sorry it had to be Richland...:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Oh, it wasn't that bad!

My dad got his first job post Ph.D. at GE there....we were there 4 years..and it was fine...

We moved to Calif. when I was 12 and I've been here ever since...

:hug:

[Tom Kitten]

23. I meant it as humor

but it was mean for me to say that...I'm guilty of a real cheap shot for no real reason and I'm really sorry...Please everybody who's ever been in Richland I am so sorry! I have insulted you for no real reason except through my own bias...

[tinfoilinfor2005]

8. Simple needs, my ass...typical guy:

You want a skinny woman, yet with boobs. And basically an empty headed, smiley face, but of course with long blonde hair. And to add insult to injury, she must be totally naked and toting a large pepperoni pizza slice just for you. And no nose or ears to smell or hear what you're up to. You Sir are a Cad!

[Gyre]

11. Hey, I want some of that too!

Tom, can you ask her if she has a sister? Oh yeah I forgot, I'm married. :dilemma:

Gyre

[Tom Kitten]

13. heeheehee

You read me from a mile away! Yeah, after thinking about it for awhile...why yes! I suppose I am indeed a Cad! But to be fair, at least I gave her eye and a mouth! :+

[tinfoilinfor2005]

17. I hope you know that if you remove that pizza slice

from that tall sexy Victoria Secret super model, you WILL be banned from DU. And in the name of all that is decent, please cover her naked body with a drape...I hear Ashcroft carries a supply of them in the trunk of his car.

[Tom Kitten]

19. OK you have succeeded in intimidating me...

from now on I will only post pictures of my dream gal taken from the neck up...

[GaYellowDawg]

18. You PIG!!

Isn't it enough that Hollywood bombards women with the idea that they have to be stick-thin? And now you start?

Where is the outrage?!?

[Tom Kitten]

21. The reason why there is no outrage is because

I am totally innocent of all charges that have been levelled before me. I will humbly request to the judge that my trial be conducted in public in order to let the public see the absurdity of the charges against me...

[WCGreen]

22. Here is mine... Two Really...

Helloooo Nurse......

[Tom Kitten]

24. well hubba hubba hubba!

I like her too! She's got altitude! :wow:

[Placebo]

25. so you basically want a heartless stick figure with no soul...

nice :smoke:

[Tom Kitten]

26. pssst!

(i'm just joking here! this is after all just another stupid copycat thread!)