can somebody PLEASE post something

[datasuspect]

i can get self-righteous about?

[Droopy]

1. Guns are for losers

[datasuspect]

2. oh! i am soooo offended

can you see my "tsk-tsking" about your lurid smear campaign?

[Droopy]

7. You don't do self-righteous very well

You're supposed to go into a rant about the 2nd ammendment or something.

[datasuspect]

11. what's that?

i don't know about that, but i do know that intelligent design is a competing scientific theory to the theory of evolution.

[BlueJazz]

3. Men have Many Faults...Women have but Two....

..Everything they say and everything they do...

[datasuspect]

4. my heart, my heart!

sweet blessed mother of christ how dare you!

[Doctor_J]

5. George W. Bush is a good Christian man

...excuse me...

:puke:
:puke:
:puke:
:puke:

Have fun

[datasuspect]

6. FREEEEEPERRRR!!!!!

THIS IS HUGH!

[Doctor_J]

9. Finally

after 5000 posts, I have been called a freeper. Don't tombstone me though, please. DU is my only source of truth.

[I Have A Dream]

8. Why do you hate America so much?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

12. i hate you for your freedoms

you fornicating westerner.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

10. I am wearing leather sandals.

And eating rare roast beef.

[datasuspect]

13. are you even aware how cows

suffer in meat farms?

i am crying right now because of your lack of compassion.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

15. Relax, I lied. I am barefoot and smoking a cigarette.

Now you can get all self-righteous about the dangers of smoking... :eyes:

[datasuspect]

17. i don't know how people do it

just trying to be upset made me tired.

[Reciprocity]

14. datasuspect your roots are showing.

[datasuspect]

16. i have a full head of very distinguished looking

salt and pepper hair.

[Reciprocity]

22. I bet that makes your eyes sting.

[datasuspect]

24. not as much as my passion of the christ fetishism

that crown of thorns gets itchy after awhile

[I Have A Dream]

18. The dog in your avatar is sissy looking. n/t

[SW FL Dem]

19. Sorry, I posted a self serving post

about my losing my kid who is growing up, it is sinking like a rock. Maybe you should be indignant about the fact that Duer's don't care about moms.

[datasuspect]

20. what school is he or she going to?

[lpbk2713]

21. Just watch your grammar and your punctuation

or I'll be all over you like a cheap suit.

[NMMNG]

23. Only two things come from Texas; steers and the men who love them

[Reciprocity]

25. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries