"Jesus spoke with a "terrific down-home west Texas accent."

[SoCalDem]

BUSH TALKS TO JESUS

In a related story, George W. Bush spoke directly to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ last night during a bedtime prayer in which the President asked for guidance. The next morning, Mr. Bush told an invited audience of reporters that Jesus had been "receptive, without making a commitment." "I hope Jesus will put me on the right path" said the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces, "I surely want His blessing before embarking on an Armageddon of this importance. However, if He chooses to stand with those who do not wish to see us prosper, countries such as France and every other country not economically or militarily dependent upon us, then we will have to go it alone. I am prepared to do that, without losing one drop of my faith." The President later told members of his staff that Jesus spoke with a "terrific down-home west Texas accent."

www.untruenews.com

[orleans]

1. i wonder if he screws up the english language when bushie hears

jesus talk?

does jesus talk stupid so the freak can understand him?

hummmmm

or is jesus just one of many little voices dancing in his empty head?