6 more posts and I'm OUTTA the 700 club!

[Clintmax]

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!

ps, Hey, Skinner! Where's my star, Dude? Donated yesterday...no star yet. :evilgrin:

[AussieDave]

1. As with all good things, the star takes time

I've just passed 400 posts - still a relative newbie....

[Clintmax]

2. I know it takes time...

I was just being a smartypants.
:hi:

[AussieDave]

6. Sorry - I should have known that

I'm a bit thick - like - like - like - you know who I mean - wears a ten-gallon hat on a 2-ounce head - shit, what's his name.......

[Wetzelbill]

13. George Allen?

:)

[AussieDave]

27. You're half right

- and no I DON'T mean Gracie Allen..........

[KitchenWitch]

3. I think Skinner may be sleeping

:hi:

Get thyself outta that club.

[Clintmax]

7. Yes, I think so too...

Like I said, I was just being a smarty pants. Can't wait to be out from under Pat Robertsons thumb!
:rofl:

[tjwmason]

4. Stay there - save your soul

Don't become a depraved type like the rest of us.

There is still time.














































(As if it were needed :sarcasm: )

[Clintmax]

15. LOL! Naw...I'm ready to BE depraved! n/t

[tjwmason]

26. You should be very careful who you say that to round here

Never know what invitations you might start getting - especially having posted a picture as beautiful as yours. :evilgrin:


On edit - congratulations on hitting 800 and leaving the club behind. :party: :toast: :woohoo:

[Clintmax]

30. LOL!

Well thanks, TJ!
As far as my picture being "beautiful"...I don't see it in me, but thanks for saying so anyway!

[tjwmason]

46. You must be blind then - it's that simple.

You have a beautiful smile - that's always the first thing that I see. :hi:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. If you answer these questions

each in a seperate reply, you'll be outta there!

1. Where do you live?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. What is your favorite form of transportation?

4. What is your favorite form of entertainment?

5. What do you consider your best accomplishment?

6. What are your goals for the rest of the year?

7. Why in the world are you up as early as I am? (I've gotta go to work in about 10 minutes)

[Clintmax]

9. Here's SOME answers...

I live in Tallahassee, Florida...FSU Country!
Favorite form of transportation? My Red '96 Mazda Miata Convertible
Why am I up so early? Always been an early riser. I have to be to work at 11am EST.

[Heidi]

8. You're the little engine that could!

Go, Clintmax! :hug:

[Heidi]

10. "Where's my star, Dude?"

:rofl: :spray:

[Wetzelbill]

11. one more I see

one more post! do it!

[Clintmax]

12. Well, here it is! Post 800 and my exit from the 700 club!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

On a more serious note, I am truly proud to be part of DU! I have met so many great people on here (Hi, Miss Heidi!) and really enjoy talking with people who believe like I do! For the first time since I became a member, I donated to DU yesterday on the first day of the fund drive, and I'm proud to say THAT too!

Thank you EVERYONE for all you do!
:grouphug:

[AussieDave]

14. Yay !! Congrats on number 800 !!!

[Clintmax]

19. Thanks, Dave!

*WHEW*
Am I glad to be out of THAT one!
:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

16. w00t

:woohoo:

Enjoy freedom from evangelism.

[Clintmax]

23. YAY!

Pat Robertson can hereby Kiss My Little White Butt!
:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

24. but is your butt fish belly white?

mine is! :rofl:

[Clintmax]

28. Oh, I'm sure mine is too...

I really should get at least a little tanned.

[KitchenWitch]

29. you appear to live in florida

therefore you have no excuse...:rofl:

[Clintmax]

32. I know, I know...

But laying out in the sun (of which we have abundance down here) is so boring you could just puke. :rofl:
I've got more important things to do with my time than that...like spending time with all you fine folks here on DU!

[KitchenWitch]

34. Aww

flattery will get you...:rofl:

[Heidi]

17. Yeah, but I'm just using you

to get closer to BOTH your princess phone and your red Miata convertible. :rofl:

Congratulations, my friend. :hug:

[Clintmax]

20. Thank you, Miss Heidi!

:hug:

[Wetzelbill]

18. Heidi mesmerizes us all

She's true blue. :)

[Clintmax]

21. Yeah, she is Bill!

:hi:

[Heidi]

31. That's because I've read the book.

Now, just relax, and stare deeeeeeeeeep into my eyes . . . :rofl:

[Clintmax]

33. What? what? what?

*closes eyes* "I feel really sleepy."

[Heidi]

35. It works, I'm tellin' ya . . .

just like all those Charles Atlas book advertised in the back of comic books! (Also, could I interest you in purchasing some sea monkeys? :rofl: )

[Clintmax]

37. "Sea monkeys..."

"I love sea monkeys..I love sea monkeys...yes you can."

[Heidi]

40. There is a sad and deeply disturbing sea monkey story in my past.

You see, as a child, I wasn't aware that sea monkeys and brine shrimp are the same. Imagine my distress when I caught my mother pouring our sea monkeys into her saltwater acquarium. :cry:

[Clintmax]

42. But they survived didn't they?

Or did she do that FEED something else?

[Heidi]

43. Alas, my sea monkeys became lunch

for several saltwater fish. It's OK, though. I'd grown already grown bored with them and already had my heart set on acquiring a circus monkey. (Yes, I read waaaaaaaaay too many Henry and Ramona books when I was a kid.) :rofl:

[Clintmax]

44. LOL!

You know, Miss Heidi, a circus monkey WOULD be fun to have! Imagine the hours of enjoyment!
:rofl:

[Heidi]

45. Yes, I imagine that having a cirus monkey

would be a lot like having a child.

Heidi (childless by choice :rofl: )

[Wetzelbill]

36. you want me to kill who?.......

:)

[Clintmax]

38. LOL! n/t

[Heidi]

39. Not KILL!

CALL! I clearly sent you the message, "CALL Skinner right now and tell him to give Clintmax his donor star!"

Get to dialin', bubba! You're hyp-mo-tized!

[Clintmax]

41. Good idea, Miss Heidi!

:rofl:
You hear her, Mister? Help a Dude out, huh?

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. Dude, where's your star???

:shrug:

;) Congrats! :toast:

[Clintmax]

25. LOL!

I'm sure Skinner will take care of that for me when he gets up this morning!

Thanks, Mrs. Grumpy!

[Clintmax]

47. Well, folks...

Off to go to work! I had fun this morning! I'll be back on around 7:30 tonight, so I'll see you all then!
:hi:

[Heidi]

48. Have a good day, my friend.

:hug:

[Clintmax]

49. Thanks, Miss Heidi!

:hug:
I hope you have a good day too!