oh no, another ol' rocker sells out....

[KG]

[WCGreen]

1. I remember when he was off to write his I hate the

road song....

I loved that it was sooooo Funny...

I could never listen to Turn the Page again with out laughing....

[Bob3]

2. love it

I can never understand this. What the heck happens that make people decide it's time to sing this stuff. These songs have be DONE TO DEATH ALREADY BY LOTS OF PEOPLE - IF YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH NEW SONGS YOURSELF HIRE SOME DAMN SONGWRITERS.

Sorry 'standards' bore me to tears. matter of taste I know but still.

[mr_hat]

3. I agree. If I hear one more interpretation of "Summertime" >

I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna write my congressman, is what.

[Gildor Inglorion]

4. Aw, come on, guys, sing it with me!

You know the words...

ANYTHING GOES

Times have changed,
And we've often rewound the clock,
Since the Puritans got a shock,
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today,
Any shock they should try to stem,
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words,
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose, Anything Goes.
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose,
Anything goes
When grandmama whose age is eighty
In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's,
Anything Goes.
When mothers pack and leave poor father
Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros,
Anything Goes.
If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose!
When every night,
The set that's smart
Is intruding in nudist parties in studios,
Anything Goes.