What would Free Republic's Grovelbot say?

[UrbScotty]

### SUPPORT GROUNDING DEMOCRATS ###

This is the ROVE-bot.

[SoCalDem]

1. ####Donate..JimRob needs re-treads####

:spank:

[Jara sang]

2. ### Donate to our glorious cause the Fatherland needs you! ###

### You can either give now or we'll just take it from you later. When we smash down your door and carry your family off to the reeducation camps. Have a nice day. ###

[Inland]

3. #### I DON'T CARE ####

[CottonBear]

4. ****DONATE - We Need Porta Potties**** n/t

[Initech]

5. #### Rush needs a new Ferrari ####

#### The LIEberals are the devil! ####

[DBoon]

6. ### GET A BRAIN MORANS ###

nt

[Emops]

7. .

# # # DONATE NOW AND RECEIVE A LIMITED-EDITION PICTURE OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH NOT GIVING A SHIT # # #

[UrbScotty]

15. LIMITED edition?

Wow! I'm in!

[Kahuna]

8. Free KKKarl!

nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. ### PENIS RUBBED RAW DUE TO CONSTANT MASTURBATION ###

WHILE FANTASIZING ABOUT MOTHER, RUSH LIMBAUGH'S TEETS, ARAB CHILDREN MURDERED IN WAR, EXECUTIONS OF MENTALLY RETARDED PEOPLE, DESTRUCTION OF THE LIVES OF POOR PEOPLE. PLEASE HELP RIMJOB BUY SOME NEW LOTION.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

10. FReepers don't masterbate

they still think it will put hair on their palms.

[SOteric]

11. Right.

They don't have sex, either. God, in his infinite mercy allows them to spring fully formed from igneous rock so that they need never be tainted by seeing one another nekkid. Unfortunately, they retain the intellectual capacity of their former selves.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

13. I believe MEN just spontaneously appear and create

women from one of their ribs. Hey, it worked once.

[sniffa]

12. # # # # FREEDOM ISN'T FREE # # # #

[Dukkha]

14. ### DONATE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO ENLIST ###

[UrbScotty]

16. Okay, I will.

[Arkana]

17. ###PLEASE DONATE TO RIMJOB'S TRAILER FUND!###

###ERR...THAT IS...GIVE MONEY FREE REPUBLIC! OOG!###