OMG! O'Reilly was on my TV for 2 minutes! DU WOMEN: WASH ME!

[matcom]

i made the ultimate sacrifice. turned on Falafel-Bill for 2 minutes. that was all i could take.

BUT...

i feel that i have made the ultimate sacrifice and now request all the DU women bathe me to cleanse me of my sin.

i shall meet you all in the public square. bring your hands only as my body is a temple and your hands are the ONLY 'tools' that will be allowed to suds me up ('other' "tools" negotiable) ;)

quick! SUDS ME!

[JimmyJazz]

1. I call dibs on the bubble butt.

:o

[Archae]

3. Dibs on the WHAT??!!??

Only bubble butt I know of is when I fart in the bathtub.

[JimmyJazz]

5. matcom has nice glutes - what can I tell you?

:P

[matcom]

4. HIRED!!

:bounce:

[bleedingheart]

2. I have power washer that will scrape off that first layer of dermis...

is that okay???

[jus_the_facts]

6. get your haz-mat gear here ladies....

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

7. Nooooooo, no no no....

I've done enough for your tonight. It's not my fault they locked the thread.

[DS1]

8. O'Really?

[matcom]

9. sit down Chico

your ire isn't good here.

I'M

in control and loving life :D

[DS1]

11. I'd say that was the suds talking

but, I could be wrong :P

[matcom]

12. only Poland Springs suds

tonight. :P

you lose. :bounce:

[SOteric]

14. Ut oh.

[KitchenWitch]

10. I have a garden hose

with cold water.

[Kire]

13. I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems.

Jimmie: Good, we got one.
The Wolf: So I heard. May I come in?

[Bat Boy]

15. He was on my TV too!

I wouldn't mind a sponge bath....

[caty]

16. Where's that

wire brush and Lava soap?